so i wake up then my dog ass was facing to meh face so i dorped went to the kitchen make maself a hotcake then...there wus no hotkeys so i dorped with mad face than.....i tried feeding mah iguana and the bitch bited me and than i wus like lalalalla then i pook on the floor than i say than ..and than i go to teh doctor he said NEIN u sick bitch then i wus like okay cool he said u cant eat ur fav crap for 1 month just shit and than i wus liek okay fak u then i wus back at my house playing n64 and the lights turned off i made rage started stalking my dog in circles and then i got back to the pc to write this shaty story on a journal and idk.............


THE END.


and thats how humens were created! NOW GO TO SLEEP -jeff the killer