Sex Meme
13 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, and maybe 1 or 2 that I already have ^.~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime, preferably night though.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All over unless I'm sharing.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Atleast once a day. Some days multiple times in a 24 hour period.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes. Would again too.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths if I'm sick or sharing ^.~. Showers if I'm alone.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Shower.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I watch it, thank you Google.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the mood honestly, sometimes I like being tossed around WOOO!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, 1 more than others but,,,another who has been in trouble with me before is way up there too.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Yes
13. Would you choose love or money?
Can't I have both?!Damn! Love's nice but now a days unless it's porn love,,,it won't pay the bills.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hard poundings, blindfolds, gags, restraints in general.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Mmmm,,,once. He's been warned about ever coming near me again though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
~POSITION AVAILABLE~ nothing holds the top place long, something better will always come around.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a friends bed, while his brother watched tv only 25feet away in technically the same room.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, yes,,,yes. Did I stop is another question though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes. Not to thrilled by it either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, those places are for drinking and socializing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, but I just got his hopes up and used him as a ride home. That's how I roll LMFAO!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
OBVIOUSLY!
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No but I plan too.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, in the storage room of the Apple store in Kettering Ohio.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
LOADS OF TIMES!!!
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yep, and stolen too.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Of course!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1.Inflatable, vibrating buttplug 2.Sea Dragon dildo. Many more to come hopefully LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably LOL, do I give a shit is another question.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, because when I'm there, the only sounds I make come nowhere near language...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep,,,Many times, some for money even LMFAO
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Nope, foreplay
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whatever position I'm in! I love them all!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Turning out the lights and feeling all over each other to find each other. Mmm Mmmm Good!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Mmmmmm,,,I'd hope atleast 1 of my friends. They seem to be willing.
Yes, and maybe 1 or 2 that I already have ^.~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime, preferably night though.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All over unless I'm sharing.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Atleast once a day. Some days multiple times in a 24 hour period.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes. Would again too.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths if I'm sick or sharing ^.~. Showers if I'm alone.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Shower.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I watch it, thank you Google.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the mood honestly, sometimes I like being tossed around WOOO!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, 1 more than others but,,,another who has been in trouble with me before is way up there too.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Yes
13. Would you choose love or money?
Can't I have both?!Damn! Love's nice but now a days unless it's porn love,,,it won't pay the bills.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hard poundings, blindfolds, gags, restraints in general.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Mmmm,,,once. He's been warned about ever coming near me again though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
~POSITION AVAILABLE~ nothing holds the top place long, something better will always come around.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a friends bed, while his brother watched tv only 25feet away in technically the same room.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, yes,,,yes. Did I stop is another question though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes. Not to thrilled by it either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, those places are for drinking and socializing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, but I just got his hopes up and used him as a ride home. That's how I roll LMFAO!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
OBVIOUSLY!
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No but I plan too.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, in the storage room of the Apple store in Kettering Ohio.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
LOADS OF TIMES!!!
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yep, and stolen too.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Of course!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1.Inflatable, vibrating buttplug 2.Sea Dragon dildo. Many more to come hopefully LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably LOL, do I give a shit is another question.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, because when I'm there, the only sounds I make come nowhere near language...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep,,,Many times, some for money even LMFAO
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Nope, foreplay
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whatever position I'm in! I love them all!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Turning out the lights and feeling all over each other to find each other. Mmm Mmmm Good!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Mmmmmm,,,I'd hope atleast 1 of my friends. They seem to be willing.
Tobias_Vale
~tobiasvale
you had sex at an apple store? Steve Jobs would be proud XD
SnowFoxAeon
~snowfoxaeon
OP
When I worked there I decided to fuck against an iMac! ZOMG so hot! He's looking down on me now with a smile.
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