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13 years ago
Now, there are a ton of example of Rule 34 out there, especially of beloved childhood memories and other instances of "innocent" furry cartoons in the media. But as I ponder about the original content of these memories, I begin to realize that rule 34 occasionally becomes necessitated. Here are some examples:
-Miles "Tails" Prower: The young Tails, Sonic's constant companion, is a fox. Foxes are a hedgehog's natural predator, due in part to the fox's cunning ability to safely unball the spiky little things. So, even if the little kit has imprinted upon the teenage speed-demon, his instincts and diet should give him a slight push toward voring his hero. In addition, foxes are BIG. Even at half the hedgehog's age, Tails is usually seen at about the same size as Sonic (in fact, I used to own plush dolls of the two, and Tails WAS already bigger!). Now, fast forward about 10-15 years, when everyone's of age. Compared to Sonic, Tails ought to be 2-3 times his height and several times his weight (preferably with incredible muscles and genitals, of course).
-Tom Nook: In Animal Crossing, this entrepreneurial raccoon is constantly conning the player into owing him more and more. I say "raccoon", but every indication is present that he's actually a tanuki, an entirely different species native to Japan. The signs are all over: the leaf motif practically everywhere, leaves that are magically able to change into different/much larger objects, his affinity toward money and luck, and of course, the half-apron. He starts out wearing just a blue little apron that only covers his lower body; he later goes on to wear shirts and hats. At no point, however, does he wear anything that binds or covers his genitals on all sides. There's one more thing tanukis are famous for: giant testicles. Even in real life, they have huge huevos--but of course, in Japan, that's not considered the least bit obscene or sexual. In my country, of course... yeah. He ought to see the sea from his testicular perch with a cock that can reach it. >:3
-Pantsless animals: Speaking of interesting garments, there are examples stretching back to the early days of cartoons that depict anthro bunnies, ducks, coyotes, etc. with, at best, a shirt and a pair of gloves on. Now, since they're mostly PG, they don't show anything except a smooth, censor-approved slick running between their legs. Of course, this means the organs SHOULD exist and be exposed... however, it points me to a certain fact: these people CHOSE said garments. Apparently there's a sect of furries out there whose fashion tastes dictate that they wear gloves, shirts (SOMETIMES), scarves, hats, socks, and any number of accessories but NEVER pants or underpants. In fact, they may not feel fully-dressed if they leave the house without something covering their less-extreme extremities but require easy access to all major erogenous zones. In any case, this needs to become a thing.
-Miles "Tails" Prower: The young Tails, Sonic's constant companion, is a fox. Foxes are a hedgehog's natural predator, due in part to the fox's cunning ability to safely unball the spiky little things. So, even if the little kit has imprinted upon the teenage speed-demon, his instincts and diet should give him a slight push toward voring his hero. In addition, foxes are BIG. Even at half the hedgehog's age, Tails is usually seen at about the same size as Sonic (in fact, I used to own plush dolls of the two, and Tails WAS already bigger!). Now, fast forward about 10-15 years, when everyone's of age. Compared to Sonic, Tails ought to be 2-3 times his height and several times his weight (preferably with incredible muscles and genitals, of course).
-Tom Nook: In Animal Crossing, this entrepreneurial raccoon is constantly conning the player into owing him more and more. I say "raccoon", but every indication is present that he's actually a tanuki, an entirely different species native to Japan. The signs are all over: the leaf motif practically everywhere, leaves that are magically able to change into different/much larger objects, his affinity toward money and luck, and of course, the half-apron. He starts out wearing just a blue little apron that only covers his lower body; he later goes on to wear shirts and hats. At no point, however, does he wear anything that binds or covers his genitals on all sides. There's one more thing tanukis are famous for: giant testicles. Even in real life, they have huge huevos--but of course, in Japan, that's not considered the least bit obscene or sexual. In my country, of course... yeah. He ought to see the sea from his testicular perch with a cock that can reach it. >:3
-Pantsless animals: Speaking of interesting garments, there are examples stretching back to the early days of cartoons that depict anthro bunnies, ducks, coyotes, etc. with, at best, a shirt and a pair of gloves on. Now, since they're mostly PG, they don't show anything except a smooth, censor-approved slick running between their legs. Of course, this means the organs SHOULD exist and be exposed... however, it points me to a certain fact: these people CHOSE said garments. Apparently there's a sect of furries out there whose fashion tastes dictate that they wear gloves, shirts (SOMETIMES), scarves, hats, socks, and any number of accessories but NEVER pants or underpants. In fact, they may not feel fully-dressed if they leave the house without something covering their less-extreme extremities but require easy access to all major erogenous zones. In any case, this needs to become a thing.
