So... highlight quotes.

"Why do you want a lapdance? Aren't you supposed to be gay?"

"Hey fag!"

Me: so... you like being collared?
Brown sugar: "no! Yes! Maybe...."
Me: "find me later...."

"Spread em like a $2 whore"

"Has your friend had too much to drink?"
"No, no we've been drinking together for years.... Johanna leave the police officer alone"

"If only you had a penis."

"Guess how much the fangs cost?????"

"What's with the nazi outfit?"
*holds up 'not a nazi' sign*
"Oh..... what's with the nazi outfit?"

"You're hot and i feel great, let's get married"

"So you guys are furbies?"

"You smell like downy"

"Babyfur 10 o'clock!"

"20 cons but this is the first time I've been shaved in front of a hotel..."

"99 problems but drama llama ain't one"

Me:"Hi."
Brown sugar: *screams and runs from room"
Me: i think she likes me

"So what do you guys do at this thing?"
"You know... dress up... rape goats."

"You better not give me eye herpes"

Me: "I'm not hawaiian, i'm a chink."
Spix: "That's so racist!"
Me: "says a girl named spix"

"You made bread out of what??!"

Sorry for some inside jokes. There's more but i can't think of them right now.