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13 years ago
I had a couple of weird dreams!
The first one I ended up needing to get this form approved for some reason, and ended up in this elephant (elephant like??) dude's office, and tried to give him a blowjob but his dick was all weird! Like, the glans kinda flared by folding outward, and he had a sheef and all. This upset me for some reason and I left, to have his secratary run up to me and give me the approved form, saying the guy wanted me back someday.
LATER
I had this dream where the Penguin and this fat rat dude in a purple outfit and tophat were supposedly planning on abducting this guy. He'd been part of this teleportation research team, and I'd been assigned to guard the building. I was in the front lobby when this police dude came up, and I explained the situation, as this group of cleaning ladies went by and upstairs. We keep seeing the Penguin and the rat dude walk past the front of the place, never going in, and I realize they're just a DISTRACTION! Me and the cop guy take the elevator up, which only goes to the 4th floor (the guy was on the 14th) and I start running up the stairs, the cop guy says he's too tired and will try to find another elevator up. As I get up there I run past the cleaning ladies again and they ask me how close the time is to 11:59, which they say is the end of their shift...and when the kidnapping was planned! I try to arrest them, we get in a POW KERBAM SOCK batman fight where some naked unconscious dude on a horse randomly rides in, half the people are dead and dismembered and I'm on the floor, the horse steps on my nuts which for some reason makes a Prince of Persia like time reversal, so I decide to drink the spilled liquid which was disguised as a cleaning solution they were gonna inject the guy with to kidnap him. I trip my BALLS off and wake up with the rat dude's fat butt in my face blasting a fart, I'm tied up to a chair with the cop guy tied up to a chair right behind me, and the rat dude laughs as he buttvores him and I'm being sucked in too, the chairs tied together. I think I wake up just as Random Sidekick comes in to save me, there were some extras I didn't quite remember.
The first one I ended up needing to get this form approved for some reason, and ended up in this elephant (elephant like??) dude's office, and tried to give him a blowjob but his dick was all weird! Like, the glans kinda flared by folding outward, and he had a sheef and all. This upset me for some reason and I left, to have his secratary run up to me and give me the approved form, saying the guy wanted me back someday.
LATER
I had this dream where the Penguin and this fat rat dude in a purple outfit and tophat were supposedly planning on abducting this guy. He'd been part of this teleportation research team, and I'd been assigned to guard the building. I was in the front lobby when this police dude came up, and I explained the situation, as this group of cleaning ladies went by and upstairs. We keep seeing the Penguin and the rat dude walk past the front of the place, never going in, and I realize they're just a DISTRACTION! Me and the cop guy take the elevator up, which only goes to the 4th floor (the guy was on the 14th) and I start running up the stairs, the cop guy says he's too tired and will try to find another elevator up. As I get up there I run past the cleaning ladies again and they ask me how close the time is to 11:59, which they say is the end of their shift...and when the kidnapping was planned! I try to arrest them, we get in a POW KERBAM SOCK batman fight where some naked unconscious dude on a horse randomly rides in, half the people are dead and dismembered and I'm on the floor, the horse steps on my nuts which for some reason makes a Prince of Persia like time reversal, so I decide to drink the spilled liquid which was disguised as a cleaning solution they were gonna inject the guy with to kidnap him. I trip my BALLS off and wake up with the rat dude's fat butt in my face blasting a fart, I'm tied up to a chair with the cop guy tied up to a chair right behind me, and the rat dude laughs as he buttvores him and I'm being sucked in too, the chairs tied together. I think I wake up just as Random Sidekick comes in to save me, there were some extras I didn't quite remember.
Raemuz
~raemuz
OP
TRUE but this is the first time I've had any dream like this in yeeeeeeeeeeears.
vectrometer
~vec
Welcome to my world, 'nuki~
