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19 years ago
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I don't have much to say today, which means either this will go on for pages, or it will stop suddenly and violently like a toddler's trip down the side of a skyscraper. Mmmm.. sidewalk stroganoff. Pavement pizza. Tastes like soul-crushing agony ^_^ *murr!*
SO! I have some questions for YOU, reading person!
There's a song out there, sommat around respiration and/or being awake at 2am, not at work, and yet NOT doing something crazy and potentially lifethreatening. I'll do you all a disappointing favor at cut the facetiousness for a moment: it's Breathe, AKA 2 AM, and early on in the song, first stanza, it depicts a girl going for an abortion. She claims it's because "Winter just wasn't her season".
...
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS -THAT- SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH!? WINTER WASN'T HER "SEASON"!? What the HELL does WINTER have to do with killing a FETUS! FUCK! IF you're going to kill an unborn child, WHY must you DILUTE the EXPERIENCE with such a fucking LAME-ASS COPOUT like that!? WHY!?
But seriously... I've come up with better excuses than that to break up with someone, and the subject in that particular verse was not only breaking up with them, but destroying an extension of that person's very own life. I don't have any problem with a woman not wanting a parasite incubating in her gut, but... blaming it on the season of winter is so... so shallow it sucks the mad inspiration right out of my words. I can't come UP with a string of expletives horrendous enough to clearly depict the extent, nor find a properly disturbing adjective to link this undefinable magnitude TO. It's not just Shallow, it's Ubershallow. On an infinite 0 to infinity scale of personal forethought and depth, it's so infinitessimal, it's practically LESS than zero without being negative, and can't possibly be NEGATIVE because it's even less than THAT.
Winter Isn't My Season sounds like the kind of thing you'd use in reference to choosing a style of decor or a fashion of clothing, not a basis for making unalterable life-ending decisions. Or am I just missing something, here? I hoped, vainly; searched, fruitlessly; I scoured for any reference I could on the failing wish that that string of words could possibly mean more than its face value. Is it supposed to mean something? Is it a colloquial phrase, soaked in metaphor and definition that transcends mere words?
No.
This girl is basing the idea that she no longer wants to be fucking the same guy or bearing his kid on the fact that she doesn't like winter.
I've claimed that things sicken me before, but this time I'm not joking. The severity of this infraction on all (Very LITTLE) that is left of this wretched species' sanctity, this SHITSTAIN on anything that was still good about humanity, has killed all humor I could ever have on this subject. That bitch needs her whole fucking uterus yanked out with a rusty coathanger. She is SLIME, not because she's deciding to have an abortion, but because she's scrapping an entire FUTURE because she doesn't dig WINTER.
Thank GOD, ohhh thank GOD that bitch is fictional because I'd strangle her dead right now. If you're stupid enough to endanger yourself, that's fine, i'll be glad to point and laught; i'd even feel obliged to! But if you're stupid enough to endanger helpless bystanders, too, then you are RETURN TO MANUFACTURER.
*Ahem*
And now... for question #2, something comparatively much more lighthearted:
Why, oh ye gods WHY...
would someone take a GORGEOUS and perfectly beautiful female body,
as it IS INDEED a masterpiece in its own right,
and then MUTILATE IT and ALL IT STANDS FOR with the addition of A COCK!?
Now, I know exactly why I think guy-parts are icky, I do: I'm programmed to feel that way. I wasn't designed, by the dice rolls of causality, with this capability in mind. I've wished it weren't true! I've had very strong, very VERY strong emotional bonds to certain males in my life, but for the life of me I just couldn't be attracted to them, and it killed me that there was no possible way I could ever reciprocate. I see my inability to enjoy the Male Hardware as a flaw, but not one that I'm willing to try fixing. Fixing that is like fixing homosexualty: it doesn't work, it's just a jury-rig that makes you feel empty and worthless inside. There are very few things that suck as much as lying to yourself -_-
Yet, I still can't imagine how it could be possible to appreciate a female body PLUS THAT. I am perhaps ashamed of this for the same reason as noted above, but there is a logical puzzle in this: wouldn't the kind of person who would be attracted to the penis be NOT-attracted to the curves and other such details usually associated with a woman's figure? Or, how would a male who is obviously into the whole 'female' thing be capable of tolerating the inclusion of a phallic structure?
Maybe I am the strange one for being incompatible -_-
but I am not here to hide my flaws. If this is a flaw then it is a flaw.
However, I must still acknowledge my dismay: there are next to NO other art-based communities out there with so much intermingling of peripheral components. In Real Life, I don't even KNOW the ratio that would depict how many people are caught between genders, but I do know that the figure is extremely, extremely low, and yet a fourth, maybe even a THIRD, of the entire erotic sect of the furry community is obsessed with tacking wangs onto females.
I'm not nearly as disgusted as I am puzzled ._.;
This may be the one and only time I'll ever sincerely admit:
Sorry if I offended anyone.
SO! I have some questions for YOU, reading person!
There's a song out there, sommat around respiration and/or being awake at 2am, not at work, and yet NOT doing something crazy and potentially lifethreatening. I'll do you all a disappointing favor at cut the facetiousness for a moment: it's Breathe, AKA 2 AM, and early on in the song, first stanza, it depicts a girl going for an abortion. She claims it's because "Winter just wasn't her season".
...
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS -THAT- SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH!? WINTER WASN'T HER "SEASON"!? What the HELL does WINTER have to do with killing a FETUS! FUCK! IF you're going to kill an unborn child, WHY must you DILUTE the EXPERIENCE with such a fucking LAME-ASS COPOUT like that!? WHY!?
But seriously... I've come up with better excuses than that to break up with someone, and the subject in that particular verse was not only breaking up with them, but destroying an extension of that person's very own life. I don't have any problem with a woman not wanting a parasite incubating in her gut, but... blaming it on the season of winter is so... so shallow it sucks the mad inspiration right out of my words. I can't come UP with a string of expletives horrendous enough to clearly depict the extent, nor find a properly disturbing adjective to link this undefinable magnitude TO. It's not just Shallow, it's Ubershallow. On an infinite 0 to infinity scale of personal forethought and depth, it's so infinitessimal, it's practically LESS than zero without being negative, and can't possibly be NEGATIVE because it's even less than THAT.
Winter Isn't My Season sounds like the kind of thing you'd use in reference to choosing a style of decor or a fashion of clothing, not a basis for making unalterable life-ending decisions. Or am I just missing something, here? I hoped, vainly; searched, fruitlessly; I scoured for any reference I could on the failing wish that that string of words could possibly mean more than its face value. Is it supposed to mean something? Is it a colloquial phrase, soaked in metaphor and definition that transcends mere words?
No.
This girl is basing the idea that she no longer wants to be fucking the same guy or bearing his kid on the fact that she doesn't like winter.
I've claimed that things sicken me before, but this time I'm not joking. The severity of this infraction on all (Very LITTLE) that is left of this wretched species' sanctity, this SHITSTAIN on anything that was still good about humanity, has killed all humor I could ever have on this subject. That bitch needs her whole fucking uterus yanked out with a rusty coathanger. She is SLIME, not because she's deciding to have an abortion, but because she's scrapping an entire FUTURE because she doesn't dig WINTER.
Thank GOD, ohhh thank GOD that bitch is fictional because I'd strangle her dead right now. If you're stupid enough to endanger yourself, that's fine, i'll be glad to point and laught; i'd even feel obliged to! But if you're stupid enough to endanger helpless bystanders, too, then you are RETURN TO MANUFACTURER.
*Ahem*
And now... for question #2, something comparatively much more lighthearted:
Why, oh ye gods WHY...
would someone take a GORGEOUS and perfectly beautiful female body,
as it IS INDEED a masterpiece in its own right,
and then MUTILATE IT and ALL IT STANDS FOR with the addition of A COCK!?
Now, I know exactly why I think guy-parts are icky, I do: I'm programmed to feel that way. I wasn't designed, by the dice rolls of causality, with this capability in mind. I've wished it weren't true! I've had very strong, very VERY strong emotional bonds to certain males in my life, but for the life of me I just couldn't be attracted to them, and it killed me that there was no possible way I could ever reciprocate. I see my inability to enjoy the Male Hardware as a flaw, but not one that I'm willing to try fixing. Fixing that is like fixing homosexualty: it doesn't work, it's just a jury-rig that makes you feel empty and worthless inside. There are very few things that suck as much as lying to yourself -_-
Yet, I still can't imagine how it could be possible to appreciate a female body PLUS THAT. I am perhaps ashamed of this for the same reason as noted above, but there is a logical puzzle in this: wouldn't the kind of person who would be attracted to the penis be NOT-attracted to the curves and other such details usually associated with a woman's figure? Or, how would a male who is obviously into the whole 'female' thing be capable of tolerating the inclusion of a phallic structure?
Maybe I am the strange one for being incompatible -_-
but I am not here to hide my flaws. If this is a flaw then it is a flaw.
However, I must still acknowledge my dismay: there are next to NO other art-based communities out there with so much intermingling of peripheral components. In Real Life, I don't even KNOW the ratio that would depict how many people are caught between genders, but I do know that the figure is extremely, extremely low, and yet a fourth, maybe even a THIRD, of the entire erotic sect of the furry community is obsessed with tacking wangs onto females.
I'm not nearly as disgusted as I am puzzled ._.;
This may be the one and only time I'll ever sincerely admit:
Sorry if I offended anyone.
now about the gay and straight and herm and what not thing
well...u r true about that if like..ur gay and all..i mean..god its hard to type x___x i like guys right...but mostly feminine guys...so like..basicly i still like the feminine figure..meaning yeah..the feminine figure is AWSOME!! XD but with a guy...it has a penis..now about the boob and penis thing....meaning..transgender or herm or whatever..umm...I am puzzled at that too...but i guess most "bi's" are into that..u know..the guys who are into both female and male thing..but all in one x3 i use to like it..i kind of still do..and there are such kind of ppl like that irl..but i dont think they look all like how ppl draw..but yeah......a females body is beautiful..and the curvs of her is gorgeouse..and when a guy is all like that (( no boobs but just a femmy like and walking and dressed and all )) i tend to go crazy XD thats just me...but girls i like too...but i can see ur confussion there....and u had somethings fer males? o x o nyahs~ well..i heard somewhere that mostly there is like... 95% of men or ppl are bi and the other % is 100% gay or straight XD witch i believe is true...but thats just in "sex" love is different with me..eather with man or women...love is wonderful....and if i was to fall inlove with a women...then be it..i'd love her and would want to spend the rest of my life with her...if it is with a man..same thing.... see...lust is lust..love is love...and love...is something that i want...eather if its just love of friendship..or love fer life....i truely want that...i know ppl want that too...hm...well..thats all i gots too say~~
you doing goods? hope so :3 and take care,and i have much much respect and careing tords ya.....thanks fer giveing the same too me...take care of urself~
But, yes; Love is Love, I've always believed it, but I'm afraid of finding out the hard way too late, someday, if I ever have a lapse in judgement for long enough to fall in love with someone who happens to be of a gender that I have no chemistry toward... I've heard horror stories: two women in love, obviously in love, as firm as the emotional attachment could ever be--and yet, one of them realizes later on that she's just... not attracted to women ._.
But, as I was reading your response, and thinking about the various personalities it takes... one of my characters, Allyssa in fact, popped up in my mind and gave her two cents >_> it appears that an awful lot of my characters are quite a bit more open-minded than I am. I'm glad that I haven't limited them in this way. But the epiphany that Ally had for me was... that she would totally dig a herm girl o.o;
Allyssa, though, was very open in heart. She's loved many, though not as much as she loved the man she still thinks back to as her mate. And... yes, she's MY character, and yet she's Straight and Female, and I can completely accept HER interest in the male parts--and YET ... I can't apply it to myself. I suppose it's for the best since metagaming with your emotions is HELLA painful--but I digress: She'd have no qualms about someone with those... specifications.
But there's an image I'd never heard of before: A herm paired with a full female. Or maybe I just haven't looked. *shrug*
Thank you for your insights! *nuzzle* I really appreciate your open mind regarding this.
And as far as sex... Sex is a symptom of love. It occurs naturally when love is present but can be induced artificially; and symptoms don't always make the disease :p that's not to say that love is a disease... or is it!
I've always considered myself straight, and I still do, for the most part. I'm attracted to the female form. There is, as you said, a majestic, flowing quality to it.
The best explaination I've been able to come up with is that herms are ... a study in contrast, so to speak. An exaggerated female form with exaggerated male genitalia. I can't really explain it any better than that. I don't understand it ... it just IS.
As for the second question...everyone has their own tastes, I guess. Herms are not one of mine, so I can understand what you're getting at. I'm straight, so I'm attracted to men and male...parts. I can appreciate a female body, I'm just not attracted to it. When the two of it's put together, it's just really unappealing to me. I don't have anything against people who like and draw herms...*shrugs* whatever floats yer boat. There's nothing wrong with not liking everything.