Funny dream. Usually when I fall asleep near the edge of the bed/sofa I fall down and get a 30cm heart attack

Reminds me of a time when I woke up sideways on my bed in the dark... my head was hanging off so I immediately though my bed had shrunk or something. >.<

I've tried that so many times... It's like you wake up and everything is upside down. You look around and lift your head and then the neck hurts... typical

Sleeping is a picky business lol. It's really bad when you sleep on your arm and it cuts of the circulation... thus putting your arm to sleep :S.

More positively: nothing beats a lucid dream though. I've only had 2 as far as I can recall. The first one was awesome but I don't remember what actually happened and the second one got ruined and I quickly woke up :/

Lucid dreams are the best! Nothing beats that! Not even 3D stuff. Not even puffins! (And I'm serious about that.)

I mean, if you're good enough at lucid dreaming, you could have puffins in it too... why not add to the awesomeness X3

Add-ons... Lucid dreams with add-ons and extensions! (pretty much the same.) Would be awesome

Dude the day they can induce lucid dreaming, and shared dreaming... that's the day I never wake up again lol. Imagine we could do all of our adventures in our own reality O.o

:o ....

And when we die in the dreams we'll just revive ourselves and live again, lol.

"New extension: No Death in Dreams.
About the Extension: When you die in a lucid dream you'll get revived and still be alive."

lol. Image a pop-up in your dreams.

Freddy Krueger would be a virus that kills you in your dreams lol

That'd be horrible... *ANNOUNCER VOICE: * THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU BY *Another voice sings* Oatmeal Mountain Sugar!! *cue commercial for oatmeal mountain sugar*

And then *there's a little link somewhere that says* Donate now and get rid of the advertisements!

Companies would ruin our lucid dreams :P

they would... :/ and that's where I'd get adblock or download whatever software that would do this for "free" lol

Yup. AdBlock for lucid dreams! OUT NOW! Download it at Lucid Dream Store for FREE!

*message pops up* "This plugin is not compatible with your version of Lucid Dream. An update will be available asap." crapp noooooo!!! *pop ups galore start showing up* *downloads mozilla lucid dream browser and all is well* lol

That'd be like the worst nightmare; pop-ups just flying at you in your dreams...

Hehe.
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Damn you comment! It looked so perfect!

lol! *bar goes back 10%* what da?! *clicks 'more info', the log says 'Hehe bish'* O.o Evil computer!!

Typical. Who made this?! Microsoft?! XD [Oh my goat the hate!]

*another message in the log pops up* "Hey!! I'm better than Microsoft!! Keep that up and I won't update at all!!"

*I whisper to you* that's one really grumpy computer.

Well, then it's Apple who has made this. Mehehe. I'm off to the penguin Tux. He's more open. HMPH! *turns my back against the computer.*

*a crying pixel face appears on the screen with a message* "come back pls!! q.q"

ONLY if you become friends with Tux. You're closed sourced and almost un-customizable. Get Tux to help you. He'll make you work faster, smoother and more securely. No need to install stupid anti-virus software when Tux can provide built-in security. No fancy angry pop-up like you have!

*the computer blue-screens [I know that's windows but shush :P] and a flat-line sound plays*... uh ivikk... I think he's dead. o.O

Tux is also the only doctore that can revive that dude. If we install a new windows or AppleOS he won't be the same.
*takes out a Linux LiveCD and inserts it in the computer. Restarts it and starts the installation of BackTrack* There. Should be ready in about 5 minutes.

*the computer reboots* huh? what happened? I feel... better! I feel like new *the computer starts doing computers stuff and gets all excited at his rebirth* Wooo!!!!

*me* wow. He's running even better now.. He's like a new computer. And he's so much happier. *the computer sprouts legs and starts running around celebrating*... that's a new one. O.o

Oh! And Mr. Computer? You can crack router passwords 'n' stuff. Also unprotected websites, which is quite easy... And a bunch of other stuff!
Backtrack, which is the OS installed in you, has all these abilities pre-installed. It has a secure and fast web browser and a bunch of awesome stuff.
Though the OS is mainly made for hacking :3

*the computer also sprouts wire arms; runs over and hugs us, almost strangling us* thank you thank you thank you!! *he lets go* I can do so many things now!! but I don't know what to do first! Need any websites or stuff hacked? I wanna see how awesome I am with this OS! *he bounces up and down excitedly*

Well, you could hack http://www.justinbiebermusic.com/ and delete it and replace EVERYTHING with puffins and penguins. Just for fun sake. Not hate. :P
*The computer starts hacking* Oh, man! This is so freaking easy!

*looks at the website* rofl instead of justin beiber it's justin puffin x3 *plays a random song on the website and it's been replaced with awesome puffin and penguin songs* damn... the computer is going all out O.O that song was awesome!

I totally agree! Hey, Mr. Computer. Can you also hack 1 Directions website? :3
*The computer nods and starts hacking*
Holy motherboard of rams! He's doing it!

Oh! don't forget nickelback's! *He starts simul-hacking the sites* This is so exciting!! :3 *the computer then says* hmmm, need more power! *sudden he sprouts a giant solar panel and absorbs all the sunlight* wonder what else he's doing? O.o

What the...

Shiiieeet... That computer is more powerful than I thought!

All he needed was the right OS x3... *lights start flickering* uh is that normal? *the computer responds:* "don't worry, I'm fixing the internet, no more viruses, scams, bad websites, obnoxious ads and other bs"

WOO! *hugs the computer* Thank you!! *gets slightly burnt from how hot the computer running* OUCH! :S *the computer:* "Sorry!" *it reaches out a cord and touches my burn instantly healing it* O.o thanks! this is one awesome computer!

what the... *jaw drops* You're every geeks dream! *hugs the computer too and gets burnt* AAah! fff... *the computer:* hehe, sorry! *the same cord reaches to my wound and it insta heals* thanks!

I wonder what else he can hack O.o *the computer says* "Well it seems like I can hack anything" *he reaches up a cord into the air and tares a glowing hole into space-time* "just about to crack physics" *suddenly gravity is gone an we all start floating*... his power is insane O.O

Shiiieeet! [I've used that way too much lately! :P]
I start to wonder if this is a good idea. We'll figure out. *shrugs and flies around in 0G happily*

*the computer shouts* NEEED MOAR POWER!!! *a blackhole opens [just so you know, blackholes have an intense amount of power behind em]* FRAKKK! *grabs onto a random bar in the room and grabs your arm* hold on Ivikk!!! *my tail starts spiraling into the blackhole* D: not mah tail!!!! *the computer then suspends space around us and we drop to the ground safely* owWWWWW!! my tail feel like spaghetti :(

OWW!!!! Shit!! Now we've tried to be spaghettified... (actual word :P) [I've been studying black holes recently so I know that one :P]
*just lays on the ground still in pain* I can't really move... *computer touches us with the cords and insta heals us* That was much better! Thank you... Watch out so you don't kill us next time!

[It's really a word? O.o.... d'oh!]

My tail takes such a beating *wags it happily after the computer healed it* So what do we do since there is a blackhole outside of this little space? *kicks a pebble out of the space and it's instant sucked into the blackhole* o_o

[Yes it is. I said I've studied blackholes for a while. Though for no reason. :P]
I don't know. Lets try and shoot lasers in it and see what happens. Since not even light can escape the laser should give us an idea of how the light goes in the black hole. You know, just for science.
*takes out laser gun and shoots in the black hole. The laser first circles around the hole and slowly gets closer to the hole and the laser bends more and more as it gets closer. The laser suddenly disappears. [random theory I just made right now, lol. :P]* WOah,... That's cool. :P

[I caught that you've study BHs xP]

Fur science! Woah... now did it disappear? or is it just become invisible since no light is escaping? O.o... supposedly if you do a loop around two black holes (like an 8 shape), you'll go back in time. Apparently you'll arrive before you departed.

Lets try that. Where do we find an other black hole? Computer! Can you generate a black hole? *the computer nods and starts generating* Mother of black holes!

:o.... this isn't hurting anyone or anything is it? *the computer responds* negative! these were generated safely and I have complete control over them *he continues being a computer* ahh... one more thing, can you bring the JSI ship to us and make it safe to drive around a two blackh-.. *I turn around and the ship was already behind us, the computer smiles at us and says* I can predict what you're thinking within 89.01% accuracy. *I say* O.o sweet! lets get in Ivikk! *runs into the ship*

Holy mother of computer technology! I can't believe it!! *runs into the ship* LET'S FLY IN TO THOSE BLACK HOLES! Or almost in them... :P

*plots a course* engage!! *the ship starts flying around the blackholes* we're almost there!! *we complete the '8' loop and suddenly the ship appears just above when we were installing the new OS on the computer* ...o_o.... IT WORKED!!!

WOOOOO! YEAH!!! But what if the computer in the future gets too over-power and changes EVERYTHING in the world? And even the past? Ah well... It's the future. It's not yet.

...well we could accidently create a paradox, like if we were to cancel that installation or affect past-us in some way... I wonder what happens when we make a paradox O.o. Does all of space-time fall apart or does it "fix" itself?

I think it will fix itself. Since for some people in the future we're in the past. And for the future us, which are now us as we are and the past us don't really exist anymore because they're in the future and they'll come back here and stuff will be in a circle. Okay... I think it'll fall apart...

*suddenly we appear in the present [or future... what it was lol]* What the...? huh? what happened? *the super computer says* "I'm sorry, but there was a 56.74941% probability that you would alter the timeline significantly enough that my power would disappear.. I couldn't allow that to happen. There was also a 9.4702% chance you would create a universe ending paradox."

No chances taken, huh? Well, it was dangerous. But, meh. *realizes that the computer just put us back to where we were* wait... WHAT?!

Computer! you can't mess with time like that! *the computer says:* "I made the situation possible that you would end the universe. I am obligated to ensure I do not end the universe by the laws I have computed. Anything I interfere with must be fixed." *me* ..well I guess that's pretty responsible and logical. But what if we didn't mess up the timeline? *the computer:* "100% chance timeline would be safe if I moved you back to correct place in time. 43.25059% timeline would be affected in an irreversible way had I not intervened" *me* well uh... meh. What do we do now? *I sit watching the computer grow ever more powerful*

*thinks* I think we made the computer too powerful... *Sees a socket* Wait... The computer is desktop... Then we just can pull the cable out... Right? *computer heard what I said and puts a force field around it* *sigh* damnit...

*I whisper to you* we need to stop this guy... he's great but he's going to rewrite the entire universe if we don't sto- *the computer glares at me and erects a sound-proof force field between us; I mouth the words:* IVIKK! CAN YOU HEAR ME!! *I pull out a small, one-time-use time travel device and point towards it... then disappear*


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*I reappear minutes before we "fixed" the computer* IT WORKED! the computer didn't see it coming HAH! *I see us randomly chatting about shared dreams* Crap, no time to waste... *I hide behind some random furniture near past us and whisper to you* psssst! Ivikk! *past you looks around, past me ask you "what's wrong?"*

Aerux wait a minute. The furniture is talking. *Past you looks at me oddly* What is it speaking furniture? Something wrong? Or maybe a prophesy?! :o

*thinking to myself:* (crap... if I speak, they'll know my voice hmmm) *I quickly reconfigure the remaining parts of the one-time-use timemachine to disguise my voice* YES!! I AM THE PROPHET FURNITURE!! *facepaws myself, past me starts getting skeptical and walking around the couch* STAHP!!! GO NO FURTHER!! *past me freezes and says* 'Well Mr. "Prophet furniture" what are you going to tell us? and how do we know you're not a fraud?' *thinking to myself* (damn my skepticism!) FAITH AERUX! I KNOW EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THAT TIME WITH THE BOX AND THE CUCUMBER *past me stutters:* "huh wha-- ho- how do you know that? Alright wiseguy!" *he starts to continue walking to the back of the couch*

Aerux. There might be a guy behind there but let him speak out. It might be one of us from the future and if future us sees us then shit is gonna happen with time and the universe and shiz!. Let the prophet speak out! *past you stops and looks at past me oddly* It could be true. Who knows?

*past me stomps back to you ticked off and says* "Alright Mr. 'Future', speak" *time-traveler me [this kinda gets confusing having two me's]* I COME TO WARN YOU, DO NOT FIX THE COMPUTER WHEN THE TIME COMES, THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE WILL BE IN JEOPARDY IF YOU DO *past me* "Sure!! like a single computer can do that much damage to the universe! So who's behind the couch pranking us... Carl? is that you" *past me walks behind the couch, but no one is there* "Well.... that's odd..." *time-traveler me disappeared because the timeline was altered so he no longer exists* "There is no one there..." *I poke the couch* "Speak couch..." *silence*

[it sure was confusing x3]
Well... Maybe we just shouldn't do it anyways. We could check its hardware before it breaks down and see if it is an "alien ware" x3

[yeah... o_o]

well... "alienware" is made by dell... in my recent experience.... I wouldn't be surprised if it were a hardware problem then... *does a diagnostic, and sure enough the hard-drive is failing* -.-.... of course....

Okay. Let's just destroy it. *5 second pause* With this dude here *takes out two lightsabers* Hehe. :P

*uses the force and levitates it between us* ready? *starts slashing it with the lightsaber, the computer lets out an electronic "neuooo......"*

*slashes it wildly* YAY! I got some explosives as well so we can probably blow up the rest. :P

Dude! lets combine your explosives with this rocket I am conviently carrying... somehow... and then we launch it like a firework!! :D

YAY! Good I randomly have this ductape roll! :D *takes out explosives and compresses it into a smaller ball* LOOK! It's small but über powerful! :D