And I'm sitting on my butt

It matters not what you sit on, but what your but sits on. And that makes all the difference.

I'm wearing underwear and jeans. Technically I'm sitting on my underwear.

and everything being made of atoms formed from electrons, protons and neutrons, you're technically sitting on a bunch of subatomic particles.... and I'm sure we can get more technical than that o.o

Actually we're all hovering. We never touch anything. Because the atoms are being derpy and won't really touch each other. So we're hovering.

jeez.... so that means no one has ever touched anyone O.o... what a lonely world. :(

True. We've never touched anything or anyone. So that people being on the moon is not completely true, because atoms

same goes for people being on Earth... or anywhere... this is a disappointing subject. lol

Thank you Vsauce for explaining shit about atoms and everybody being lonely :3 Now my future sex life is ruined. I got no sex life... I'm freaking lonely, lol :P

Everyone is forever alone now q.q....

Indeed. The good think is we can still interact and affect each other with the electrons

reminds me of a bad joke: "A neutron walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him one and he asks 'how much do I owe you?'. The bartender responds 'for you, no charge!'" x3 lol

anyway... it's amazing what we can do to promote interaction. It's amazing to think we're simply complex chemical reactions O.o...

Oh, lol... x3

Well, yeah. Every biological/natural being is simply amazing on how it reacts. It might look simple when you see it but when you see how the brain, cells, and everything reacts when somebody just simply talks to one

True dat. It's even more amazing that we exist at all O.o

It's amazing to see how small we are. "We're like dust in the wind" is pretty much true. We're star dust in the space wind.

*epic moment while this plays in the background* What's even more amazing is that we haven't found any reasonable evidence of life outside our solar system O.o...

[Good song!]
We haven't been able to check for life outside our solar system. There might be in one of the earth like planets in our Galaxy. Or is there only one planet in every galaxy there is life on? Like the Andromeda galaxy? :o
Makes me wonder.

[very good song x3]
True, but we have little evidence that life (as we understand it) exists outside of our solar system anyway. They've found planets they suspect to be Earth-like, but it's not conclusive that they support life yet or that they can :/

We might even just be the first civilization of an advanced species; most people want to be more modest and think we're behind or alone.

We might figure that out once. :P
I just think that scientist will figure it out for me because I'm too lazy to do it. I don't care of we're alone or not. :P

The side of my face hurts.... honestly... I hope I'm not getting an ear infection <.<

Anyway, it'd be awesome to know we aren't, but human history shows we really don't handle finding new civilizations well...

Oh... Ear infection. I only had that as younger.

Mehehe, humanity is stupid indeed :3 but still very intelligent.

I haven't had one since highschool (was pretty prone to em as a child).. went to the doctor today and he thinks it's due to grinding my teeth because of stress :S.. I wouldn't be surprised >.<

Yah, hopefully all goes well if we ever meet another civilization. x3

Well, as humanity shows it's afraid of new and foreign stuff :P

furries should be the ambassadors to a new planet x3... but then again, we can be pretty weird too.... hmm

That would be so cool. Then sometime in the future when people on Earth have made transhumans and posthumans we'll would have created modified humans that look like furries :P

I wish that were now!!! :|

*hops in time machine and set year to "3000"* just under 1000 years should be enough

I'm in! *hops in time machine with you* GO!!! *presses the button* WOO!! TO THE FUTURE!

*we disappear and everything becomes trippy and psychedelic; we both black out and then wake up in a clean white room with smooth polished walls* aye what happened?... and where are the furries?

I feel like in a hospital. *I rub my eyes and notice I got a muzzle* WHAAT!!?!!??!? GImme a mirror FAST! *I look over to you and I see your muzzle* YOU TOO!?! *I look at my hands and they're still human hands* What the... why am I so paranoid? This is actually exactly what I wanted. And how come I can speak so well with this muzzle *I bite my tongue just as I say muzzle* OWW! Sharp teeth...

O.o *I poke my muzzle* woah!! haha!! *I get up and trip over a tail... my tail* DUDE! I HAVE A TAIL! *A soft chiming sound plays and a voice comes over an invisible intercom: "welcome to the year 3033"* I guess we over shot the year 3000 *we have scanned your personalities and fitted you both with appropriate bodies; please remain in the controlled transformation environment to ensure a quality transformation. Thank you for choosing Google Transformations. Have a nice day!* Google got big O.o... but SWEET!! *suddenly the room begins changing around. Furniture, refreshments, 31st century entertainment devices ("TV" and "computers" lol) and several doors leading to other rooms fold out of the walls and floor.*

[If I had a mind, it would probably blow because of want. :P]
*I look down my body and I see my tail and digitigrade legs* WOAH! Seems like I gotta learn to walk again... We'll try! *The intercom speaks* Holy... shiet... *I press the microphone button next to the bed.* Do we still have our personal stuff from the time machine and backbags? *The intercom answers "All your personal things are in the closet to the left of you"* *I look to the left and I only see a white wall.* Okay? Lets see the power of touch screens! *stands up and walk naturally with my digitigrade legs and stop for a while and look at them* Seems like I don't have to retrain my walking. *swifts my finger to the right and the closet opens* WOA! Touch closet!, hehe. Well... Okay... Lets see... Oh my clothes are here... and yours are here... *realizes we've been naked* Wha... We've been naked since we woke up? It feels so natural to be naked, heh. *Throws your clothes to you. I put on my jeans and my claws rip them apart* Damnit!... *takes my shirt on* Luckily my hands haven't transformed yet. *new jeans fall from the ceiling* Oh... WOW! An exact copy of my jeans, thanks! *takes them on* And they're stronger too!
[This might be my favorite story so far, lol.]

Okay... Lets explore these rooms and thingies here. *open the closest door* Toilet... I think... *walks over to the toilet and puts something in the water and it flushes automatically* HOLY SHIT! Thats the toilet! It scares me.

*I put on my clothes with no problem* well, mine fits still x3 *looks at my shoes that don't really fit my feet anymore*... I think I'll just go bare foot... heh... If I were a bear I could go "bear" foot ^_^ *I start exploring* well.... what's this room? *the intercom voice explains* "This is the grooming room. Maintaining fur requires more upkeep than your original bodies" *I nod* make sense... *I walk in and a hologram-touch-interface appears around me* hmm *I press light grooming and suddenly robotic arms extend from the walls and start coming me and trimming my growing fur* dude!! this is AWESOME!

*I look in the grooming room and see you* Oh that's nice! Though I'd to keep my fur fluffy and long. I like it that way. *suddenly my hands become paw-hands* Oh... The transformation... Right... Now all I need to finish is the ears and teeth... I look stupid with these I have right now... Human teeth and a muzzle... Not so much. hehe *The intercom voice tells me* "The grooming room just doesn't trim and comb. It can also make your fur more shiny and soft" *I look at the direction were the intercom voice comes from but finds nothing* Well, that seems good enough for me! *sits down on one of the chairs and the hologram-interface appears and I tap "Fur cleansing"* This is great! *I tap "massage" and the chair massages me while my fur gets cleansed and combed* Oh yeah... This is life...

I don't wanna go back to 2013! *suddenly, I get ears and teeth before you [hah-hah! >:3]* WOO!! I think my transformation is complete!! *the intercom voice then says:* "Of course, hybrids take longer to complete" *me* I see.. so who are you? I'd like to know who to thank for the transFURmation! *the groomer room machine dings indicating my grooming is complete, and then a giant fan start blowing the excess fur off me* I CAN'T HEAR OVER THIS FAN!!! DID THE INTERCOM SAY ANYTHING IVIKK?!

Hmmph... Well, then I must live with these teeth and ears for a little while longer. Well the intercom didn't say anything. It probably knows that you can't hear it because of the fan. Oh wait... You can't hear me either... *the fan stops and the intercom says "We will send one of our employees to get to you when the hybrid is done transforming. The employee will lead you two to me who is speaking through the intercom. It's for security reasons we don't tell you right away."*
*my fur "manicure" is finished. I feel my fur* Oh my puffin! My fur is so fantastic! It's like silk! Thank you intercom dude! *I stand up and walk out of the grooming room and look in an other room. The lights turn on automatically. I see gaming devices from the 31st century and from the 21st century.* Dude! You gotta see this! *I walk in and I see several board games, pool and card games.* THIS IS FABULOUS!

O_O *I run out of the grooming room* wha... WOAH!! they're experts on entertainment! I instantly boot up one of the newest game console and another hologram interface surrounds me! Hmm what to play? *I poke a random game and I'm instantly immersed in a realistic environmental simulating a fps* DUDE! THIS IS AMAZING!

They even have the playstation 1!!!!! OMG!!! AHH!!! *I take a deep breath and relax. Suddenly my ears are finished transforming* Oh... Now only the teeth need to finish.... Okay... let's try... *turns on one of the newest ones and the same hologram-interface surrounds me. A pop-up appears "Join other player?" I poke yes and is instantly in the game* AWWW YEAH!!!! *shoots the virtual dudes all around*

*suddenly a death screen shows up around me saying "Killed by Ivikk* HEY! You shot me! lol *I press continue and hunt you down* woah! this even simulates your actual body... and I'm totally not spying on you through a sniper rifle >:3 *I fire and you die* HAH!

*death screen appears* Well... Okay... I waited for this, mehehehe! *presses continue* You know I had this death strike... Called a nuke. mehehe... *In the game I press the detonator and a countdown appears* MUAHAHAHAHHAHA >:3 *In the game I'm transported away so I don't die.* SEE YA, FURBALLS! :P

SHIT SHIT SHIT! *starts running in game* wait... this is a 31st century game. *quickly pulls up a manual and looks up "nuke defense"* ahha! *uses a forcefield* HAH! now lets see... hmmm anti-matter warheads? That sounds pretty nice. *I run off in game to find a control panel to launch the anti-matter warheads*

DAMNIT! NO!!! Why didn't I think of that! Hmmm... Release the puffin! *extremely evilly ugly face. Takes out a cage and releases the puffin* FLY! FLY AND KILL! [though puffins don't do that. Nor do they eat cats.]

[:P I kinda figured]

*I see shadows flying over me* huh? *I look up and several puffins are circling me* HAH! puffins don't atta- *the puffins start attacking me* ahh ouch! shoo! *starts running* again* what kind of puffins are those?

You see they're bigger than normal puffins. These are evolved! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *cough cough* Well, okay. EAT HIM! EAT HIM BIG TIME! *One of the puffins grab your leg and an other grabs your arm* Somehow I'm very glad this is just a game :3

AHHH!! *pulls out a plasma pistol and aims it at one of the puffins, but then it does a cute face* d'awwww.... look at it nibbling on my leg *drops gun completely forgetting I'm being attacked in game; one of the puffins bites harder on my leg* OWWW! Wah! nuuu my gun!! D:

Muahahaha! EAT HIM! OR just fly higher and drop him... *the puffins just fly higher and higher and then drop you down* YAY! *I start dancing in game*Woa... I didn't know I could dance in this game. THIS GAME IS AWESOME! :D

*I land just in front of you... narrowly missing you.* ouuuuch... *bink, I respawn* I need to find this anti-matter warhead launcher. But first, *I place down a bunch of herrings to distract the puffins* hah! can't stop me now! *runs off looking for the anti-matter warheads again*

*thinks for a while and comes with genius idea. I open a command prompt thingy and hack the anti-matter warheads to launch and hit the ground at the same time as the nuclear bomb* CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *my teeth finish transforming into furry form and a female employee (hooman) comes in to take us out to the 31st century world* *Me* I was just about to win! :P

bah, no you weren't >:3 I totally had another trick up my sleeve.

*the hooman leads us down another corridor* we first need to make sure that both of your transformations went perfectly, or if we need to correct anything *she puts us into two separate rooms for use to wait for doctors to come look at us*

*I sit down on a chair in the waiting room. After a while a doctor asks me to come in. I walk in and everything is white and boring.* Since when did people stop using colors? *the doctor* Coloring is too expensive. Walk in here pleace *he shows me into a small room with different kind of gadgets 'n' shiz* Uh.

*the lead me to some interview room for a psyc-evaluation* So, are there more furries like us? and what does the outside look like? OOO and is public space travel common now!? *the doctor gives me an annoyed look and says* "I'll answer your questions in due time; first you need to answer mine"

*the doc tells me to sit on the chair (those dentist chairs, y'know?)* "A dentist will come look at your teeth in a while. We won't be doing any psychological tests on you because of the mental analyses we made. All we're worried about your teeth because your a hybrid and your... mental health is... Well... It's not healthy." [ x3 ]