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13 years ago
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So I met this lad on the internet, he was 16 or so, people thought he was weird and stuff but I was totally grooving to what he was saying about how he had a sister and he was a robot and all. My bro Redguardian didn't know what the hell he was chatting but I did.
So a few weeks or months later, I got in a relationship. Blissful. I was 18 and he was 15. Yeah, things went a tad wrong there with me dating a minor but what can you do now? Otherwise, we fell in love after a while, alot of things happened; romance was in the air.
So after a while he started telling me how fucking shit movies were or the cinema or something, and I just fell in love with the guy and how he just goes on about himself so much. Wether it was a complaint or not, it was typical Aries behaviour so I just smiled, watched him as he flapped his lips and thought 'My god, he's so dreamy, depressed as hell but so dreamy'
So time went on, we got closer to each other, the pasts and such, learnt more about each other, but other than being this guy who'd mouth off of how bad things were, he was cool. Just self obsessed, but you know how teens were. 'I NEVER THOUGHT IT'LL BE THIS WAY. WHYYYY WHYYY'
Otherwise, I hung with him and we talked and talked. We had rps together. Oh the sun was shining. It was so beautiful. It was like I had found the man of my dreams. I still think it now even though after a while he started talking badly to me, so I just sit there with this straight face again, and suddenly, I'm called all sorts. The mood would go and then he'd be his happy self again as we'd do rps with his fox characters and robots. It was cool. A senseless underage Raichu with a seemingly extremely self employed boy who worked in his own workshop or lab and well, he had a adorable charming little world about him.
Otherwise, I thought he was just being a typical teenager. He shown me alot of things, we used to talk for hours and hours to each other, about our own lives and other things. He was kind and friendly, other than the comments of anger thrown at me which I'd just think 'What the hell' at the time but had a more understanding now I'm older.
So after a while, it was summer, we joined second life. Oh the charming memories as he was a big money maker and like, the best at bingo. So much he got me this awesome raichu avatar and I could barely explain my joy, but every meeting was with a *hug* and *cuddle* and it was just so adorable. I'd keep hugging his avatar every second because I loved him and he loved me so much and it was just such a adorable relationship. Otherwise, he bought me clothes, alot of items of stuff, I was a extremely happy and grateful guy. I absolutely sucked at bingo but he kept rolling in the money. You imagine he'd be scary at bingo night or at a casino somewhere.
So time went on, we did all sorts there, we used to go on a furry island server and the macro room and just be idiots. Being silly, getting a 1000 Sl coins macro kit for each other and growing super huge. He was the most adorable generous person I had ever met in my life and still is today. I stood otherwise in the macro room with my macro form top size, so then I was actually a giant anthro raichu the size of the dummy avatars in there. It was hilarious and exciting.
So time went on and me and my boy Red shown me a online pokemon 'creepypasta', I played it and thought to be honest this was actually quite nerveracking. Yeah, I thought that. Otherwise, my boyfriend shows me sometime after alot of creepypastas of a smiling face that makes you feel a guy is looking in a corner at you and wants to kill you or something. Another Mickey Mouse one I found made me feel suicidal ( Oh Mickey, it's true mate, you did scare people alot in your 1970s clips with your evil grin and background seemingly moving to a transition of screams and all sorts ) and then there was Ben, no not Benthedragon, Ben as in drowning Ben from Legend of Zelda, don't get me mixed up.
Otherwise, something occured during that time where I thought 'Ok, relationship is scaring me to death! Wheres the eject button on this thing?' and then I just dissapear on my boyfriend for about 8 hours. Then I come online to say sorry, just to find he lounged out on his bed as his sister was in the room. That was the most heartbreaking moment of his life. Otherwise, he didn't seem mad.
And so over the months, you get me seemingly just keep pressing the 'Relationship eject' button, honestly, I think I sat on it sometimes. I just didn't have no self control whatsoever, I told my boyfriend all about it and how I had found the friendship eject button with my friend Sparky years ago, and well, I accidentally sat on that button a few times too. Oh dear, my rear, the fear, so clear.
Otherwise, it went from my boy feeling a very traumatic pain but otherwise he didn't tell me much about it, to 'Fuuuuuu' and alot more, and seemingly for 3 years, me so clumsy, kept sitting on that button to no end. Otherwise, I was wery scwared of intimacy, don't you know?
Otherwise, as time went on the relationship got far more passionate, it got from cute to protective to cute again to then mature, like he is with me now and seemingly off in his own little world of fun, which I never told him about that I used to drink, feeling deeply unloved for all the things I did to him. At times, I was thinking of setting the house on fire, you'd see me in the window in my vision as I walked up to Tescos to buy a pizza and a few cans to stop myself from suiciding. It slowed down my brain fortunately. Otherwise, he was still, you know, relationship material. It was just me and my upsets and crazy mind I couldn't control.
Anyway, the same boyfriend said he understood me for years, was surprised others couldn't before he couldn't deal with me either. So there was your big relationship start with someone who actually knew what the hell was going inside your head.
Now that relationships over till another great adventure of Brad and his seamless 'FUUUUUU' fiance. Hopefully more in the future I can tell more stories.
See you around!
So a few weeks or months later, I got in a relationship. Blissful. I was 18 and he was 15. Yeah, things went a tad wrong there with me dating a minor but what can you do now? Otherwise, we fell in love after a while, alot of things happened; romance was in the air.
So after a while he started telling me how fucking shit movies were or the cinema or something, and I just fell in love with the guy and how he just goes on about himself so much. Wether it was a complaint or not, it was typical Aries behaviour so I just smiled, watched him as he flapped his lips and thought 'My god, he's so dreamy, depressed as hell but so dreamy'
So time went on, we got closer to each other, the pasts and such, learnt more about each other, but other than being this guy who'd mouth off of how bad things were, he was cool. Just self obsessed, but you know how teens were. 'I NEVER THOUGHT IT'LL BE THIS WAY. WHYYYY WHYYY'
Otherwise, I hung with him and we talked and talked. We had rps together. Oh the sun was shining. It was so beautiful. It was like I had found the man of my dreams. I still think it now even though after a while he started talking badly to me, so I just sit there with this straight face again, and suddenly, I'm called all sorts. The mood would go and then he'd be his happy self again as we'd do rps with his fox characters and robots. It was cool. A senseless underage Raichu with a seemingly extremely self employed boy who worked in his own workshop or lab and well, he had a adorable charming little world about him.
Otherwise, I thought he was just being a typical teenager. He shown me alot of things, we used to talk for hours and hours to each other, about our own lives and other things. He was kind and friendly, other than the comments of anger thrown at me which I'd just think 'What the hell' at the time but had a more understanding now I'm older.
So after a while, it was summer, we joined second life. Oh the charming memories as he was a big money maker and like, the best at bingo. So much he got me this awesome raichu avatar and I could barely explain my joy, but every meeting was with a *hug* and *cuddle* and it was just so adorable. I'd keep hugging his avatar every second because I loved him and he loved me so much and it was just such a adorable relationship. Otherwise, he bought me clothes, alot of items of stuff, I was a extremely happy and grateful guy. I absolutely sucked at bingo but he kept rolling in the money. You imagine he'd be scary at bingo night or at a casino somewhere.
So time went on, we did all sorts there, we used to go on a furry island server and the macro room and just be idiots. Being silly, getting a 1000 Sl coins macro kit for each other and growing super huge. He was the most adorable generous person I had ever met in my life and still is today. I stood otherwise in the macro room with my macro form top size, so then I was actually a giant anthro raichu the size of the dummy avatars in there. It was hilarious and exciting.
So time went on and me and my boy Red shown me a online pokemon 'creepypasta', I played it and thought to be honest this was actually quite nerveracking. Yeah, I thought that. Otherwise, my boyfriend shows me sometime after alot of creepypastas of a smiling face that makes you feel a guy is looking in a corner at you and wants to kill you or something. Another Mickey Mouse one I found made me feel suicidal ( Oh Mickey, it's true mate, you did scare people alot in your 1970s clips with your evil grin and background seemingly moving to a transition of screams and all sorts ) and then there was Ben, no not Benthedragon, Ben as in drowning Ben from Legend of Zelda, don't get me mixed up.
Otherwise, something occured during that time where I thought 'Ok, relationship is scaring me to death! Wheres the eject button on this thing?' and then I just dissapear on my boyfriend for about 8 hours. Then I come online to say sorry, just to find he lounged out on his bed as his sister was in the room. That was the most heartbreaking moment of his life. Otherwise, he didn't seem mad.
And so over the months, you get me seemingly just keep pressing the 'Relationship eject' button, honestly, I think I sat on it sometimes. I just didn't have no self control whatsoever, I told my boyfriend all about it and how I had found the friendship eject button with my friend Sparky years ago, and well, I accidentally sat on that button a few times too. Oh dear, my rear, the fear, so clear.
Otherwise, it went from my boy feeling a very traumatic pain but otherwise he didn't tell me much about it, to 'Fuuuuuu' and alot more, and seemingly for 3 years, me so clumsy, kept sitting on that button to no end. Otherwise, I was wery scwared of intimacy, don't you know?
Otherwise, as time went on the relationship got far more passionate, it got from cute to protective to cute again to then mature, like he is with me now and seemingly off in his own little world of fun, which I never told him about that I used to drink, feeling deeply unloved for all the things I did to him. At times, I was thinking of setting the house on fire, you'd see me in the window in my vision as I walked up to Tescos to buy a pizza and a few cans to stop myself from suiciding. It slowed down my brain fortunately. Otherwise, he was still, you know, relationship material. It was just me and my upsets and crazy mind I couldn't control.
Anyway, the same boyfriend said he understood me for years, was surprised others couldn't before he couldn't deal with me either. So there was your big relationship start with someone who actually knew what the hell was going inside your head.
Now that relationships over till another great adventure of Brad and his seamless 'FUUUUUU' fiance. Hopefully more in the future I can tell more stories.
See you around!
