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Well, once I met a guy called Red, he was awesome, literally, the best guy you could ever meet, he was full of adventurous stories and stuff. He was a therian who could literally interact with a awesome Mewtwo soul, and it was deep and awesome man. We came across each other about a year or two back.
Otherwise, he was a Virgo and I was a Capricorn. Earth sign brothers dude! Otherwise, he was a awesome guy. He was so deeply fascinating to talk to, had my attention for hours as we'd talk about stuff, have a few rps and just be silly. Very fascinating guy anyway.
Otherwise, we used to talk again for hours, we used to be super cool together, again we'd talk for hours and hours. He was awesome, a mother of 30 kids or so, but he handled it like a orphanage! Amazing guy! Again! You can find him nowadays doing streams for games, with his oh so charming sense of humor. Very intense gamer. Definitely grips you just watching him play. Youre almost in the game action with him. 'OH MY GOSH RED YOU'RE SO INTENSE AT THESE GAMES IT MAKES ME WANNA PLAY IT'
Otherwise, he's definitely a guy you could talk to. If you could find him of course on this website. Yeah he's somewhere, I don't wanna be known for mocking anyone so I'm just trying to be funny.
Another guy was this awesome dude named Ben, now, that friend started off kinda odd, no, I mean, HOW I FOUND HIM WAS ODD, not that HE WAS ODD, but he had like, teleported on my msn contacts basically, and I wondered, ok, how the fuck did you get there? Have you been hoarding my gold mr dragon? Have you hmm?
Otherwise, we started chatting, he had a fa and everything, oh so charming, the first chat we were on fire, it was silly rps, well, actually, the first meeting with him started alot like I started these journals. Humor about some guy. Yeah, we were Capricorn buds. So serious together, that it left him thinking if I had to be anymore serious about my bloody philosophy, he had to slap me with his tail once or twice. It didn't work out.
Otherwise, the guy had the sexiest feet imaginable. He draws some of the sexiest feet imaginable too. Very unique guy. Aquarius rising, don't diss. He's cool man. Capricorn stuff, totally loyal and most practical sign in the zodiac. Just talking with him is inspiring. 'U KNOW SO MUCH MAN, I'M AT COLLEGE AGAIN, WHEEE'
He was probably so tall too that, you just know this chu could've gone smish had he stepped on me and was a giant. 500ft doesn't compete to 1200ft or so. Anyway.
He was a awesome guy, you can find him on this website too.
Then there was my bro Sparky, yep, the guy who started all of this. He was epic. No, actually, the first time I saw his art, I just seriously was mesmerized by a picture of a pichu licking ice cream and thought it was so... fascinating somehow. You can see how my fetish for vore started now. It just drew me in now man. You know the lyrics for Moves like Jagger? 'Just look in my eyes and I'd own you', this pikachu had the power to hypnotize you with pictures. He was that good.
Anyway, I tried to avoid the art, but it kept coming back to me. 'Damn it, why do I keep coming back to this pichu?' I wondered, so I stalked the guy's da page without making a account for like 2 months before I hooked up the bravery to even speak with him. Again, he's secretly a hypnotist folks.
First time chatting, my heart was beating like a African drum ceremony. There was his avatar and msn and I just stared in shock before getting so scared I tried to act like I didn't care, just so I didn't scare the hell out of him of my deep beloved fandom for him and his art, since from the moment I met him, looked at his journals, I had found my hero.
No one can deny, my art is somewhat like Sparkys, a little. It's that which I was inspired by him mixing up his Disney, anthro and pokemon designs with various anime together to make the most hypnotically sexy art you ever seen. But then, I tried to draw more human and be different a bit. Just so I could pitch out more. You know what you do when you're 16 and young. You try to act like you're the best and make a difference in the world.
Anyway, we started talking, instantly I got in the revelation to make him laugh alot. I was actually putting on alot of confidence I didn't care about, we used to have jokes on msn. I'd make him laugh, and well, it just seemed like he was the kinda friend I would've sat watching Tom and Jerry with as a kid. I felt like I had found someone, in the world for once who understood me after a extremely lonely youth. Otherwise, I knew we were hell of alot alike, and I had fantasized about having a friend like him in real life. The thing is, I'm British and he's in Italy, even if he was a pikachu, I wonder if he was big enough to cross the border.
Otherwise, he was shy, I was acting more confident than I was and putting a front on as you know when you're a kid out of lack of any confidence at all. Not boastful but a warm hearted confidence. I elicited tom and jerry rps with him actually, and we had alot of fun together, I used to ask him alot about what was going on in his life. Helped him with some troubles.
I never actually felt close though, but after a while, remember that friendship eject button I mentioned? Well, I first hit it when I was too nervous to receive a free drawing request from him. I was extremely nervous, somehow, my imagination went wild. I didn't like his style all of a sudden. I felt very scared, and realized, it was I was having a traumatic event based on something that had occured in my past. Having a friend named Jack be super kind and nice to me before he started acting super weird, and left me traumatized for months; well, what I did was, I'm not even sure I responded to Sparky.
I actually think I hit the friendship eject button, blocked him instantly, left him dazed and confused for a few days I think. Lost my nerve. I sat downstairs crying at 15 because I couldn't believe what I had done. I just don't know what left me so uncontrolled, but you know, trauma, it makes you think things.
Otherwise, we got back together again later, he was more chatty then after a while of losing his shyness, we used to talk for about a hour or two a day. It felt so fun to be with my hero.
I felt troubled otherwise of various things later, I was jealous of his friends one friendship escapade, my super traumatic childhood rang me up on the phone with the devil speaking in my ear, saying 'This guy doesn't like you, leave him now, you can't be cared about by anyone' felt something at others. Eventually, I was this clingy obsessive lunatic that people thought I wanted to get in his pants, but somehow wasn't sure where the zipper was. I mean, I was being like Jack had treated me, extremely warm heated, and then running away the next. Afraid of intimacy as they call it. A very common phobia.
Anyway, I was daft with him for months. The friendship continued on. Eventually it got to this point where I was serious about not coming back despite the guy had done nothing wrong; well, I wondered why I was so serious too, I was just, really super ultra scared of myself. Scared of everything around me. But the friendship went on stable. He inspired me to get a wii and make some friends.
During that time I met Moogleofages, one of my once time best brothers and heroes, who was suicidal that night. God knows what I said to him. But it's a story for another time.
Otherwise, I met a friend called Dray, who I got on with first, and was being silly in a rp on a chatroom with a friend who was into snakes alot. It was a very fascinating time for me growing up. But as you could know, I'm speaking in past tense so obviously alot of these people hate my guts. I'm just trying to be lighthearted to obviously be funny and have some rounds of lightheartedness with you guys.
Otherwise, I helped Sparky out a few times, or just be patient and let him be him. Tried to anyway, had my confidence not suddenly drowned. Nothing of his fault anyway. Just me being a maniac as usual. You know people make good actors out of crazy people like me. Lethal Weapon 1, I could just be a star if I wanted to.
Otherwise, me and Sparky eventually went seperate ways before again, after thinking of what I did afterwards, I went back, but obviously, there was this door and no one was gonna get through that, especially when you said the guy could block you out of a misery spell.
So, word went out about me, now I'm fa's finest manipulator scumbag who seemingly hates everyone, is fucked up and weird. Ah, how I seemingly was so extremely kind to someone until they got close. That fear of intimacy, it can be such a bitch to understand. But I have friends like it! I'm not a alien I swear! I had a boyfriend who left me actually because I worried so much about him. It took particular things to soften me.
Otherwise, if you can find these guys on furaffinity, I tell you, they're awesome people. Particularly Redguardian and Drayvongoff. Very fascinating people. Very deep and controlled and what would Fa be without them?
See you around!
Well, once I met a guy called Red, he was awesome, literally, the best guy you could ever meet, he was full of adventurous stories and stuff. He was a therian who could literally interact with a awesome Mewtwo soul, and it was deep and awesome man. We came across each other about a year or two back.
Otherwise, he was a Virgo and I was a Capricorn. Earth sign brothers dude! Otherwise, he was a awesome guy. He was so deeply fascinating to talk to, had my attention for hours as we'd talk about stuff, have a few rps and just be silly. Very fascinating guy anyway.
Otherwise, we used to talk again for hours, we used to be super cool together, again we'd talk for hours and hours. He was awesome, a mother of 30 kids or so, but he handled it like a orphanage! Amazing guy! Again! You can find him nowadays doing streams for games, with his oh so charming sense of humor. Very intense gamer. Definitely grips you just watching him play. Youre almost in the game action with him. 'OH MY GOSH RED YOU'RE SO INTENSE AT THESE GAMES IT MAKES ME WANNA PLAY IT'
Otherwise, he's definitely a guy you could talk to. If you could find him of course on this website. Yeah he's somewhere, I don't wanna be known for mocking anyone so I'm just trying to be funny.
Another guy was this awesome dude named Ben, now, that friend started off kinda odd, no, I mean, HOW I FOUND HIM WAS ODD, not that HE WAS ODD, but he had like, teleported on my msn contacts basically, and I wondered, ok, how the fuck did you get there? Have you been hoarding my gold mr dragon? Have you hmm?
Otherwise, we started chatting, he had a fa and everything, oh so charming, the first chat we were on fire, it was silly rps, well, actually, the first meeting with him started alot like I started these journals. Humor about some guy. Yeah, we were Capricorn buds. So serious together, that it left him thinking if I had to be anymore serious about my bloody philosophy, he had to slap me with his tail once or twice. It didn't work out.
Otherwise, the guy had the sexiest feet imaginable. He draws some of the sexiest feet imaginable too. Very unique guy. Aquarius rising, don't diss. He's cool man. Capricorn stuff, totally loyal and most practical sign in the zodiac. Just talking with him is inspiring. 'U KNOW SO MUCH MAN, I'M AT COLLEGE AGAIN, WHEEE'
He was probably so tall too that, you just know this chu could've gone smish had he stepped on me and was a giant. 500ft doesn't compete to 1200ft or so. Anyway.
He was a awesome guy, you can find him on this website too.
Then there was my bro Sparky, yep, the guy who started all of this. He was epic. No, actually, the first time I saw his art, I just seriously was mesmerized by a picture of a pichu licking ice cream and thought it was so... fascinating somehow. You can see how my fetish for vore started now. It just drew me in now man. You know the lyrics for Moves like Jagger? 'Just look in my eyes and I'd own you', this pikachu had the power to hypnotize you with pictures. He was that good.
Anyway, I tried to avoid the art, but it kept coming back to me. 'Damn it, why do I keep coming back to this pichu?' I wondered, so I stalked the guy's da page without making a account for like 2 months before I hooked up the bravery to even speak with him. Again, he's secretly a hypnotist folks.
First time chatting, my heart was beating like a African drum ceremony. There was his avatar and msn and I just stared in shock before getting so scared I tried to act like I didn't care, just so I didn't scare the hell out of him of my deep beloved fandom for him and his art, since from the moment I met him, looked at his journals, I had found my hero.
No one can deny, my art is somewhat like Sparkys, a little. It's that which I was inspired by him mixing up his Disney, anthro and pokemon designs with various anime together to make the most hypnotically sexy art you ever seen. But then, I tried to draw more human and be different a bit. Just so I could pitch out more. You know what you do when you're 16 and young. You try to act like you're the best and make a difference in the world.
Anyway, we started talking, instantly I got in the revelation to make him laugh alot. I was actually putting on alot of confidence I didn't care about, we used to have jokes on msn. I'd make him laugh, and well, it just seemed like he was the kinda friend I would've sat watching Tom and Jerry with as a kid. I felt like I had found someone, in the world for once who understood me after a extremely lonely youth. Otherwise, I knew we were hell of alot alike, and I had fantasized about having a friend like him in real life. The thing is, I'm British and he's in Italy, even if he was a pikachu, I wonder if he was big enough to cross the border.
Otherwise, he was shy, I was acting more confident than I was and putting a front on as you know when you're a kid out of lack of any confidence at all. Not boastful but a warm hearted confidence. I elicited tom and jerry rps with him actually, and we had alot of fun together, I used to ask him alot about what was going on in his life. Helped him with some troubles.
I never actually felt close though, but after a while, remember that friendship eject button I mentioned? Well, I first hit it when I was too nervous to receive a free drawing request from him. I was extremely nervous, somehow, my imagination went wild. I didn't like his style all of a sudden. I felt very scared, and realized, it was I was having a traumatic event based on something that had occured in my past. Having a friend named Jack be super kind and nice to me before he started acting super weird, and left me traumatized for months; well, what I did was, I'm not even sure I responded to Sparky.
I actually think I hit the friendship eject button, blocked him instantly, left him dazed and confused for a few days I think. Lost my nerve. I sat downstairs crying at 15 because I couldn't believe what I had done. I just don't know what left me so uncontrolled, but you know, trauma, it makes you think things.
Otherwise, we got back together again later, he was more chatty then after a while of losing his shyness, we used to talk for about a hour or two a day. It felt so fun to be with my hero.
I felt troubled otherwise of various things later, I was jealous of his friends one friendship escapade, my super traumatic childhood rang me up on the phone with the devil speaking in my ear, saying 'This guy doesn't like you, leave him now, you can't be cared about by anyone' felt something at others. Eventually, I was this clingy obsessive lunatic that people thought I wanted to get in his pants, but somehow wasn't sure where the zipper was. I mean, I was being like Jack had treated me, extremely warm heated, and then running away the next. Afraid of intimacy as they call it. A very common phobia.
Anyway, I was daft with him for months. The friendship continued on. Eventually it got to this point where I was serious about not coming back despite the guy had done nothing wrong; well, I wondered why I was so serious too, I was just, really super ultra scared of myself. Scared of everything around me. But the friendship went on stable. He inspired me to get a wii and make some friends.
During that time I met Moogleofages, one of my once time best brothers and heroes, who was suicidal that night. God knows what I said to him. But it's a story for another time.
Otherwise, I met a friend called Dray, who I got on with first, and was being silly in a rp on a chatroom with a friend who was into snakes alot. It was a very fascinating time for me growing up. But as you could know, I'm speaking in past tense so obviously alot of these people hate my guts. I'm just trying to be lighthearted to obviously be funny and have some rounds of lightheartedness with you guys.
Otherwise, I helped Sparky out a few times, or just be patient and let him be him. Tried to anyway, had my confidence not suddenly drowned. Nothing of his fault anyway. Just me being a maniac as usual. You know people make good actors out of crazy people like me. Lethal Weapon 1, I could just be a star if I wanted to.
Otherwise, me and Sparky eventually went seperate ways before again, after thinking of what I did afterwards, I went back, but obviously, there was this door and no one was gonna get through that, especially when you said the guy could block you out of a misery spell.
So, word went out about me, now I'm fa's finest manipulator scumbag who seemingly hates everyone, is fucked up and weird. Ah, how I seemingly was so extremely kind to someone until they got close. That fear of intimacy, it can be such a bitch to understand. But I have friends like it! I'm not a alien I swear! I had a boyfriend who left me actually because I worried so much about him. It took particular things to soften me.
Otherwise, if you can find these guys on furaffinity, I tell you, they're awesome people. Particularly Redguardian and Drayvongoff. Very fascinating people. Very deep and controlled and what would Fa be without them?
See you around!
