so yea in case those who actually read my fa on the rare blue moon i actually use it... you know the last journal was not me my account got hacked and whoever it was was quite lame. anyways i gotta tell you about how i had the worst day ever today at work. i work in a porn store, i work the night shift from 4:30pm to 3:30am. so tonight around 8:30ish a guy buys a ticket to our movie theater, walks out less than 5 min later saying the other guy in there might be dead cuz hes not moving. my first thought is oh fuck me. so i go in there thinking it was just one of the old guys that had fallen asleep and thats why hes not moving. so i go in turn on the light and there he is.... eyes open, jaw slacked wide open.... pants and underwear around his ankles, hand over his junk and dead as michael jackson. i cant make this shit up. so i go over check for a pulse.. no pulse, check for breath, again nothing and mind you his skin is cold as hell. so i got to call 911 and spend the rest of the night with a corpse of a 80year old man in my store while waiting for the medical examiner to show then leave and wait some more till a funeral home came and wheeled his carcass out just in time for the store to close 15min later.

so remember kids if you think you had a bad day just know you didnt have to deal with a dead old guy clutching his junk.