Some random questionnaire thing floating around on FA. blame  Uteki

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - No
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - No
Fired somebody? - Yes
Sang karaoke? - No
Pointed a gun at someone? - No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Seen someone die? - Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - Yes
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - No
Dumped someone? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - No
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - No
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - No
Been falling-down drunk? - No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - Yes
Puked on an amusement ride? - Yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - No
Skinny-dipped? - Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Streaked? - No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - No
Grabbed electric fence? - Yes
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No
Peed your pants in public? - Yes
Written graffiti? - No
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - No
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes

Any questions feel free to ask.