I'd like to take a minute to discuss my favorite part of Duino's anatomy: his beak.

It's awesome-looking. Bright orange with a white tip like a traffic cone that warns to stay out of his way. Sharp enough to cut even the stalest loaf of bread on. Smooth and sleek like his personality. And Just so darn cute.

And on top of that: I love beak jokes. They're my absolute favorite. Flicking it so it bounces like a diving board, stretching it out like rubber, having it popped off in an explosion... the best. The absolute best. If I could find it (and even more so, pay for it) my ideal avatar would just be a picture of someone smacking Duino's beak, making it vibrate, and him stopping and leering before it happens again. This is a thing I want because of reasons.

...I just really like beaks, man. They're awesome.