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Shit Fucking Drivers. (I said FUCK 31 times)
13 years ago
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"As below so above and beyond I imagine,
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
A few hours ago I put up a little thing bitching about this ass hole i met on the road. Here's What happened.
I was returning from a meet at. Basicly the customer lives outside the delivery area so as a favor to the customer we sorta meet them "half way". This meet at is kinda on the ass end of our delivery area. I think we measured it to be about 18 miles round trip, and there's a long stretch of farm land towards the later half.
Speed limit is about 55 mph around those parts and I might've been doing anywhere between 55 and 60 mph. In the on coming traffic there was a guy going about the same speed as I was, and a guy quickly coming up behind him. I want to say he was going about 75 mph.
Our ass hole of the night, with out regard for any one else, decided that just as we were almost meeting to pass each other was the best time to go around the other guy who was also going the speed limit.
Luckily, I kinda saw this coming and was prepared to go off road and was already headed toward the grassy area. Unfortunately I didn't really have much time to break speed so through the grass I went flying at anywhere between 55 to 65 mph. I thought I was going to hit a fence that sorta separated the grassy area thing with the farm field on the other side. By now I'm bouncing around trying to stop with my foot to the floor on the brake and the steering wheel cranked away from the fence. My other fear was that as I went skidding and bouncing along it'd just take one well placed small hole to send me rolling along. Anyways, I missed the fence and once stopped just continued back to the store.
Not too sure why I went on to tell this in detail other than someone was like "OMG ARE YOU OKAY?" Yeah, I'm fine. Maybe felt a little bruised by the seat belt cause the seat belt did what seat belts are supposed to do. Otherwise no damage was done to the Jeep or I.
This isn't anything that's surprises me. About 2 or three times a week we encounter some ass hole on the road of some varying degree of stupid or tard. Last week another driver came close to running idiot pedestrians standing in the middle of this same state highway over. Not once but three times. The week before that I had a fucker in a pick up truck try to force me off the road because he didn't give a damn if I was there or not when he started to merge.
Here's what pisses me off though... aside from fuck-tards and ass-cunts behind the wheel (it's like you're accumulating all the ignorance, stupidity, and disregard of what ever inbred redneck trailer park they came from and putting it on wheels)... fucking Halloween night I get pulled over by the fucking HPD right across the street of our store. One of their accusations was "failing to aid and abide the right of way" and the fucking ass hole pig said he had me on video camera trying to run the fucking stop sign. I'm not going to get into too many details about that because it's not really needed for this bitch-o-rant-amatic. But, the fucking cop was probably going about 65 in a 45 mile an hour zone, coming around a curve that you cant really see whats on the other side till it's almost right in front of you.
The fucker did everything he could to try and escalate it into an arrest. But, one of the first things out of his fucking mouth was "I don't really give a damn about most traffic things" It kinda shows. I mean not only are you of the law and breaking the fucking speed limits, but every fucking day I see some wrecker with one or more wrecked or totaled vehicles on it.
When I got to work tonight, there was an accident on the other side of the delivery area. It was a three car collision that involved yet another idiot driver speeding and hitting two parked cars, totaling all three. So yes, Mr. Ass hole fucking cunt nibblett Cock sucking twat swatting cop, it's plenty evident that you're not out there doing the job and that you're just adding to the problem.
So, got back to the store and bitched to my manager about it tonight. To which his responce was "shoulda hit them head on. Woulda gotten a huge settlement" Aside from the fact that I like the part where I'm alive, intact and operation-able (look up pictures of head on car wrecks where the engine block is all the way in the back of the fucking vehicle. Or better yet look at the pretty pictures of people who've been fucked up in a crash from just 35 mph), I can say from experience that there's a good chance that the fucking driver may not have had insurance. I'm also willing to bet, that if he didn't have insurance it translates into "oops, no money for insurance." (which is really fucking ironic. The people with the fucking insurance are usually the better drivers, where as the ones that drive like shit for brains don't give a flying fuck" And, "oops no money for insurance" translates into no money. And, I can tell you from going through all this same shit with my mother and her car accidents; you cant take someone to court and get from them something they don't have. So hitting Mr. Dickwad head on could have meant going through an enormous amount of fucking pain and recovery for nothing at all. (assuming I survived. Did you look up the 65 mph engine in the back seat picks yet?)
I know I can drive fast, but the difference is that in most cases I'm the only one on the road for miles and the moment I see another car I slow the fuck down. I've driven all over the fucking place. I love to drive. But you have to respect the fucking road. In most cases I say fuck the law but not when it comes to this. If you can't drive like you know how to fucking handle a vehicle then get off the god damned road. The one thing I don't do is take huge fucking risks where I'm gambling with my life or the ones around me.
Another thing that pisses me off is you get these douche bags in their mustangs around here and think they're fucking Road fucking Warrior and start racing around like their top shit in some fucking NASCAR race. And while they're thinking they're tough shit and looking cool, I'm watching and thinking "mother fucking idiots" because they can barely control their vehicles and are all over the fucking place. Not to mention, they're probly fucking destroying their vehicles as well.
Seriously... where ever you're headed... its not like it's not going to be gone in that small amount of time it takes if you drive with out making stupid choices. Even if it was, were you getting by before? And, besides that... have you ever noticed that those ass holes that speed and swerve around to cut all the other ass holes off in traffic always always always indefinitely get stuck at the exact same traffic light as you do? So what's the point? Anyways I'm done bitching... good night.
I was returning from a meet at. Basicly the customer lives outside the delivery area so as a favor to the customer we sorta meet them "half way". This meet at is kinda on the ass end of our delivery area. I think we measured it to be about 18 miles round trip, and there's a long stretch of farm land towards the later half.
Speed limit is about 55 mph around those parts and I might've been doing anywhere between 55 and 60 mph. In the on coming traffic there was a guy going about the same speed as I was, and a guy quickly coming up behind him. I want to say he was going about 75 mph.
Our ass hole of the night, with out regard for any one else, decided that just as we were almost meeting to pass each other was the best time to go around the other guy who was also going the speed limit.
Luckily, I kinda saw this coming and was prepared to go off road and was already headed toward the grassy area. Unfortunately I didn't really have much time to break speed so through the grass I went flying at anywhere between 55 to 65 mph. I thought I was going to hit a fence that sorta separated the grassy area thing with the farm field on the other side. By now I'm bouncing around trying to stop with my foot to the floor on the brake and the steering wheel cranked away from the fence. My other fear was that as I went skidding and bouncing along it'd just take one well placed small hole to send me rolling along. Anyways, I missed the fence and once stopped just continued back to the store.
Not too sure why I went on to tell this in detail other than someone was like "OMG ARE YOU OKAY?" Yeah, I'm fine. Maybe felt a little bruised by the seat belt cause the seat belt did what seat belts are supposed to do. Otherwise no damage was done to the Jeep or I.
This isn't anything that's surprises me. About 2 or three times a week we encounter some ass hole on the road of some varying degree of stupid or tard. Last week another driver came close to running idiot pedestrians standing in the middle of this same state highway over. Not once but three times. The week before that I had a fucker in a pick up truck try to force me off the road because he didn't give a damn if I was there or not when he started to merge.
Here's what pisses me off though... aside from fuck-tards and ass-cunts behind the wheel (it's like you're accumulating all the ignorance, stupidity, and disregard of what ever inbred redneck trailer park they came from and putting it on wheels)... fucking Halloween night I get pulled over by the fucking HPD right across the street of our store. One of their accusations was "failing to aid and abide the right of way" and the fucking ass hole pig said he had me on video camera trying to run the fucking stop sign. I'm not going to get into too many details about that because it's not really needed for this bitch-o-rant-amatic. But, the fucking cop was probably going about 65 in a 45 mile an hour zone, coming around a curve that you cant really see whats on the other side till it's almost right in front of you.
The fucker did everything he could to try and escalate it into an arrest. But, one of the first things out of his fucking mouth was "I don't really give a damn about most traffic things" It kinda shows. I mean not only are you of the law and breaking the fucking speed limits, but every fucking day I see some wrecker with one or more wrecked or totaled vehicles on it.
When I got to work tonight, there was an accident on the other side of the delivery area. It was a three car collision that involved yet another idiot driver speeding and hitting two parked cars, totaling all three. So yes, Mr. Ass hole fucking cunt nibblett Cock sucking twat swatting cop, it's plenty evident that you're not out there doing the job and that you're just adding to the problem.
So, got back to the store and bitched to my manager about it tonight. To which his responce was "shoulda hit them head on. Woulda gotten a huge settlement" Aside from the fact that I like the part where I'm alive, intact and operation-able (look up pictures of head on car wrecks where the engine block is all the way in the back of the fucking vehicle. Or better yet look at the pretty pictures of people who've been fucked up in a crash from just 35 mph), I can say from experience that there's a good chance that the fucking driver may not have had insurance. I'm also willing to bet, that if he didn't have insurance it translates into "oops, no money for insurance." (which is really fucking ironic. The people with the fucking insurance are usually the better drivers, where as the ones that drive like shit for brains don't give a flying fuck" And, "oops no money for insurance" translates into no money. And, I can tell you from going through all this same shit with my mother and her car accidents; you cant take someone to court and get from them something they don't have. So hitting Mr. Dickwad head on could have meant going through an enormous amount of fucking pain and recovery for nothing at all. (assuming I survived. Did you look up the 65 mph engine in the back seat picks yet?)
I know I can drive fast, but the difference is that in most cases I'm the only one on the road for miles and the moment I see another car I slow the fuck down. I've driven all over the fucking place. I love to drive. But you have to respect the fucking road. In most cases I say fuck the law but not when it comes to this. If you can't drive like you know how to fucking handle a vehicle then get off the god damned road. The one thing I don't do is take huge fucking risks where I'm gambling with my life or the ones around me.
Another thing that pisses me off is you get these douche bags in their mustangs around here and think they're fucking Road fucking Warrior and start racing around like their top shit in some fucking NASCAR race. And while they're thinking they're tough shit and looking cool, I'm watching and thinking "mother fucking idiots" because they can barely control their vehicles and are all over the fucking place. Not to mention, they're probly fucking destroying their vehicles as well.
Seriously... where ever you're headed... its not like it's not going to be gone in that small amount of time it takes if you drive with out making stupid choices. Even if it was, were you getting by before? And, besides that... have you ever noticed that those ass holes that speed and swerve around to cut all the other ass holes off in traffic always always always indefinitely get stuck at the exact same traffic light as you do? So what's the point? Anyways I'm done bitching... good night.
Not that anyone ever goes the 25 mph over there anyways.... It connects win to moorsemill so everyone feels entitled to speed through there.... Might as well be a main street.... Though a piss poor one due to the nature of little loness
Basicly the corner of trail wood and winchester where I got pulled over is some bad shit. One directionyou can see things coming a ways away. The other ditection gives you 2 seconds in advance.