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13 years ago
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Limericks are easy, and much fun to compose
Comment bellow if you want to impose
I'll write one for you,
and once I'm through,
You'll find you're an idiot and everyone knows.
Comment bellow if you want to impose
I'll write one for you,
and once I'm through,
You'll find you're an idiot and everyone knows.
Before I scream and shout
Get off of the floor
Go out of the door
And leave me be to pout.
Not an ounce of sense have you got,
Your plans and schemes
Are in your dreams
And you're gonna get hurt a lot.
And I'm very glad that is true,
You seem quite plain,
Wholeheartedly lame,
And there isn't a thing you can do.
for I'm very derisive in my task:
I make you cry,
Then say goodbye,
And hope to God you don't come back.
Terrible things you make unfurl,
I hate your guts,
You're stuck in ruts,
And that scarf makes you look like a girl.
Go suck a lemon!!
But I'll still try to quench your thirst:
Don't say a word,
You shouldn't be heard,
Into punching you I've been coerced.
Especially when that word is fat.
Go suck a tank,
your breath is stank,
You're the only thing worse than Cat.
I'm a brain, and she's a rump.
I'm funny and cute,
She's lame and a brute,
Say that again and you'll get a lump.
I'm more than up to said task.
Your limbs detach,
It's grim to watch,
I'd like to invest in a flask.
But your judgement must stink-
These are no fun,
I'm almost done,
And you're driving me to the brink.
and your wit is nasty and keen
but don't waste your breath
you love us to death
or you'd shun us and never be seen
He'd insult anyone for a buck,
He always was cranky,
And breath a bit stanky,
He probably just needs a good screw.
Insulting you is such a breeze-
You live in a cup,
Shut the heck up,
And go nibble on some cheese.