This meme has been circulating among the deer and I thought I'd join the herd for kicks.

Do you have the following in your bedroom?

Condoms:
Nope; should consider investing, though usually don't have reason

Cell phone:
Yes; often even when I'm not. >.<

Book shelf:
Yep! (with another of mine in the living room)

Couch:
Nope

Futon:
No go

Computer/laptop:
If I'm there (more often travels with me than phone lately)

Pictures:
No

Mirror:
Two

Skateboard:
Nope

Bed:
A rickety-little one that needs a new mattress

Smoke detector:
Yes...though the wiring is frightening

Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
Sadly, no

Blacklight:
Nope

Lava Lamp:
Nope

CDs:
Many

Flag:
Surprisingly not

Stop sign/any sign:
Nope

Paintball gun:
Nope

Real Gun:
No sir

Cigarettes:
Nope, nope and definitely not

Pot:
A small one for a plant. That's not what you meant?

Any drugs:
Ibuprofin and Zyrtec

Alcohol:
Not currently; that's in the kitchen

Books:
Many in odd places

ps2:
Nope

Xbox:
Nope

Gamecube:
Nope

Stereo:
Nope

Gum:
Nope

How many windows do you have in ur room:
Two

What is the color of your walls?
White

Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
Mostly my room

What's on your walls?
Just a mirror

Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
Yes

Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
Yes

Has the opposite sex slept in your bed?
Not so far

Ever had sex in your bed?
Yes

Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
Probably a small spider or two. Let's be honest

Do you like your bedroom:
I need to do something with the walls, really.