Cheese - so long as it is so vibrantly orange that it is red, that it glistens with an indefinitely exuding oil, in which is so sharp in flavor that it lacerates the buds...yeah. That's the type of cheese worthy for a birthday, for sweet dessert is unworthy on comparison with a salty menu. You and jonishio can have that, real mens' entree.
Unfortunately for me, I only have saltines and seltzer water. Sabaoth, make me knee now.
Happy birthday, Lieutenant *salutes* You're a man among men, now - I treated you as one regardless of legality. Hell, I thought you were older than me lol
YOU HAVE FAILED!
Unfortunately for me, I only have saltines and seltzer water. Sabaoth, make me knee now.