Stolded from  dracofolfan (Thanks, bro! ^_^)



Fake friends never ask for food

Real friends are the reason you don't have any food

Fake friends call your parents Mr./Mrs.

Real friends call your parents Mom and Dad

Fake friends have never seen you cry

Real friends cry with you

Fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days and return it

Real friends borrow you stuff for so long that they forget it's yours

Fake friends know nothing about you

Real friends could write a novel about you

Fake friends knock on your front door

Real friends walk right in and say "I'm home"

Fake friend will help you up when you fall down

Real friends will jump on top of you and yell "DOG PILE"

Fake friends are around for a while

Real friends are around forever

Fake friends say "I love you" in a joking manor

Real friends say "I love you" and mean it

Fake friends will read this

Real friends will steal this.