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13 years ago
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These Memes scare meh...
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Well, ONE TIME, I SAW TWO CHICKS DOIN IT ON A DRYER, AND IT BLEW UP AND THEY DIED.... it was funny, so probaby couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Haven't had one....
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Probably Sora from Kingdom Hearts... I have always liked him (Lawlwhut?)
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Seeing one of 'My Speshal One's comment, and our random creepy RPs
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Airplane, NUUU
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience: When I went to my dad and said: THAT'S YUR PANUS!
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: One of her pictures.... hurr hurr
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope is sufficent
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Pictures, animations, etc.
10: Top or bottom? DOMINANT BIATCHES
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________: We were about to make out but then my Brother walked in. XD
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? More maybe... I fell on a stick one time... FREAKIN DAINTY PANTIES RIPPED... so I got stick raped XD But never 'Reached it'
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: The necklace I bought for her
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I dunno...
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Gross brah
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Well, this weird pervert has come onto me, but I kicked him and ran
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? (If no, would you? If yes, what did you think?) Not that I know of BUT I HEARD IF YOU EAT FROOTLOOPS THEN TASTE YOURSELF, IT TASTES LIKE FROOTLOOPS! :D
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Unless you are wanting a baby, but it wouldn't matter with us
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Eww, I always have old bags as Teachers XD
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: A.... BANANA
21: How big is too big: Panfer isn't fan of panus
22: One sexual thing you would never do: Rape her in public? I dunno
23: Biggest turn on: Teasing, sometimes I'll make random sketches of her teasing me... makes meh horny XD
24: Three spots that drive you insane: Neck, chest, and stomach
25: Worst possible time to get horny: One time in school, we were talking about sex... and ugh... terrible XD
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: As I would say: SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME XD
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: *Shrugs*
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: I heard it was always sore, and like... I dunno...
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: Too much XD
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Hurr durr
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Whut?
(Where is 32?) Up your a**.
33: What your favorite part of your body: Murr durr ;//w\\;
34: Favorite foreplay activities: Dirty Talk, teasing, etc.
(Fff, 35 is gone too)
36: What do you wear to bed? My bra and panties... even in the Winter *Pervy Eyes*
37: When was the first time you masturbated: About a couple weeks after we hooked up, I got curious and things happened
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? NUUU
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Not gonna
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Nevar
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No, only me and her >:3
42: What is one random object you've used to masturbate? Well, I stick raped me
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Bleh
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? NEVAR
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 143 by Bobby Brackins ft. Ray-J-
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? When we are school, and constantly saying "That's What She Said" XD
47: Most attractive celebrity? Pfft
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Some animations on here, but not really
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Uhm, not born?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nurp
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? A person who isn't really active
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I have them on my tits
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Pfft, she knows I would, I'm always dominant (Cause when I am dominant, it doesn't make me feel short anymore XD)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I'd think they'd be sexay
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? At first, I'd be weary, I mean, this person is probably the one I'm gonna lose my virginity to, so maybe I should think about this first?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Dunno
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? No Tumblr... oh wait, I have one XD Well, if it is saying crap about her, I'd probably kill the person
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Well, no XD
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Sure
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No, I am not the perfection of my body image...
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Depends... I really wouldn't want to be either of them, but if I needed money for the kids and family, maybe a Prostitute.
62: Do you watch porn? Animations here
63: How small is too small? Panfer dun want panus!
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yeah, by my teacher, cause I said "That's What She Said" outloud to him
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My Ex, it meant something a little... yet it was all fake and lies
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yeah, but mine dun have minutes
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Nurp, always have been dominant
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? I couldn't care... but I'd probably get nervous thinking that they'd be grossed out...
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Maybe
70: Booty or Boobs? Both are gewd... I have the arse, not the bewbs
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I guess? I'd name it Joey XDDDD
72: Have you ever been on an official date? Not yet, BUT I WILL
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NEVAR... but I have been cheated on
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Aussie Brit Chocolate (Stole from my Name Meme on DA)
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Maybe if they weren't there
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I'd be MAJORLY creeped out
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I laughed and said PANUS!
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? I probabl poke it and be like : HOW THE HE** DID THAT GET THERE?
Well, that was creepy...
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Well, ONE TIME, I SAW TWO CHICKS DOIN IT ON A DRYER, AND IT BLEW UP AND THEY DIED.... it was funny, so probaby couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Haven't had one....
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Probably Sora from Kingdom Hearts... I have always liked him (Lawlwhut?)
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Seeing one of 'My Speshal One's comment, and our random creepy RPs
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Airplane, NUUU
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience: When I went to my dad and said: THAT'S YUR PANUS!
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: One of her pictures.... hurr hurr
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope is sufficent
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Pictures, animations, etc.
10: Top or bottom? DOMINANT BIATCHES
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________: We were about to make out but then my Brother walked in. XD
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? More maybe... I fell on a stick one time... FREAKIN DAINTY PANTIES RIPPED... so I got stick raped XD But never 'Reached it'
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: The necklace I bought for her
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I dunno...
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Gross brah
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Well, this weird pervert has come onto me, but I kicked him and ran
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? (If no, would you? If yes, what did you think?) Not that I know of BUT I HEARD IF YOU EAT FROOTLOOPS THEN TASTE YOURSELF, IT TASTES LIKE FROOTLOOPS! :D
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Unless you are wanting a baby, but it wouldn't matter with us
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Eww, I always have old bags as Teachers XD
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: A.... BANANA
21: How big is too big: Panfer isn't fan of panus
22: One sexual thing you would never do: Rape her in public? I dunno
23: Biggest turn on: Teasing, sometimes I'll make random sketches of her teasing me... makes meh horny XD
24: Three spots that drive you insane: Neck, chest, and stomach
25: Worst possible time to get horny: One time in school, we were talking about sex... and ugh... terrible XD
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: As I would say: SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME XD
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: *Shrugs*
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: I heard it was always sore, and like... I dunno...
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: Too much XD
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Hurr durr
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Whut?
(Where is 32?) Up your a**.
33: What your favorite part of your body: Murr durr ;//w\\;
34: Favorite foreplay activities: Dirty Talk, teasing, etc.
(Fff, 35 is gone too)
36: What do you wear to bed? My bra and panties... even in the Winter *Pervy Eyes*
37: When was the first time you masturbated: About a couple weeks after we hooked up, I got curious and things happened
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? NUUU
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Not gonna
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Nevar
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No, only me and her >:3
42: What is one random object you've used to masturbate? Well, I stick raped me
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Bleh
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? NEVAR
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 143 by Bobby Brackins ft. Ray-J-
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? When we are school, and constantly saying "That's What She Said" XD
47: Most attractive celebrity? Pfft
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Some animations on here, but not really
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Uhm, not born?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nurp
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? A person who isn't really active
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I have them on my tits
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Pfft, she knows I would, I'm always dominant (Cause when I am dominant, it doesn't make me feel short anymore XD)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I'd think they'd be sexay
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? At first, I'd be weary, I mean, this person is probably the one I'm gonna lose my virginity to, so maybe I should think about this first?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Dunno
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? No Tumblr... oh wait, I have one XD Well, if it is saying crap about her, I'd probably kill the person
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Well, no XD
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Sure
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No, I am not the perfection of my body image...
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Depends... I really wouldn't want to be either of them, but if I needed money for the kids and family, maybe a Prostitute.
62: Do you watch porn? Animations here
63: How small is too small? Panfer dun want panus!
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yeah, by my teacher, cause I said "That's What She Said" outloud to him
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My Ex, it meant something a little... yet it was all fake and lies
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yeah, but mine dun have minutes
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Nurp, always have been dominant
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? I couldn't care... but I'd probably get nervous thinking that they'd be grossed out...
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Maybe
70: Booty or Boobs? Both are gewd... I have the arse, not the bewbs
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I guess? I'd name it Joey XDDDD
72: Have you ever been on an official date? Not yet, BUT I WILL
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NEVAR... but I have been cheated on
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Aussie Brit Chocolate (Stole from my Name Meme on DA)
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Maybe if they weren't there
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I'd be MAJORLY creeped out
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I laughed and said PANUS!
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? I probabl poke it and be like : HOW THE HE** DID THAT GET THERE?
Well, that was creepy...
Apparently I lawled through alot of this, your responses are just so lol worthy.XD
Omfg a stick raped you? Fu** you nature. XD