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Strixmas
13 years ago
Dashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out of my way!
You all are so slow,
And fat, what do you weigh?
HAH HAH!
I'll end your caroling,
But it won't be a silent night,
I've come I'll terrorize your town,
And watch you die tonight!
Jingle Bells, Go to Hell!
I've hijacked Santa's sleigh!
Oh what fun it is to ride,
Over bodies every day!
HEY!
Jingle Bells, Go to hell!
Bodies will decay!
After you're all crushed beneath,
My motherfucking sleigh!
HEY!
This is Strix wishing you a bloody Christmas! You bastard!
Then other people would get pissy.
And yeah, "BURN THE INSANE RACCOON" party would start.
Well, raccoon tastes best with mayonnaise.
I'd know.