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Merry what-ever-the-fuck!
13 years ago
A good chance is that a certain red/white colored chubby old man will visit and leave you presents or has already done so, depending on where you live.
I wanted to let you people know, coming from the real home of Santa, that before coca-cola branded it with the colors you know him as, he wasn't the nice guy that we all know and love. He was actually out to punish kids that were naughty.
What does he really look like? This: http://imgur.com/a/pewt9
Yes. That's him... it. A big, horned creature. What were his elves like then? Basically "Santa" or "Joulupukki" as he is actually called, kind of turns people he devours into zombie like beings. Old men with beards, skin and bone, working for Santa forever. They would steal naughty kids and replace them with woven replicas that looked quite creepy.
So, let us all remember the true meaning of Christmas!
FEAR
Merry Christmas!
Ferobird
PS, to cheer you up if you are frightened, here's a lovely piece by Tuke of Sawyer and Ritchie cuddling together:
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/9529957/
I wanted to let you people know, coming from the real home of Santa, that before coca-cola branded it with the colors you know him as, he wasn't the nice guy that we all know and love. He was actually out to punish kids that were naughty.
What does he really look like? This: http://imgur.com/a/pewt9
Yes. That's him... it. A big, horned creature. What were his elves like then? Basically "Santa" or "Joulupukki" as he is actually called, kind of turns people he devours into zombie like beings. Old men with beards, skin and bone, working for Santa forever. They would steal naughty kids and replace them with woven replicas that looked quite creepy.
So, let us all remember the true meaning of Christmas!
FEAR
Merry Christmas!
Ferobird
PS, to cheer you up if you are frightened, here's a lovely piece by Tuke of Sawyer and Ritchie cuddling together:
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/9529957/
Will never forget.
Actually, you can't now. This is a random piece of info that's now stuck, forever, in your head.
Were you expecting a "to town" after that?
This ad-libing is fun!