pure meme
17 years ago
General
stolen from Megamanrules
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked (allergic)
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk (once)
5. Had sex (I'm married)
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob
8. Gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (nope, and proud of it)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (unfortunately)
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school (ppl are mean)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking( it was a dare)
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray (If dental X-rays count, then yes)
28. Hit by a car.(stupid batty old lady)
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi (love phili roll)
36. Bought porn (nope)
37. Watched porn. (hehehe)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex (hasn't everyone?)
40. Been in love (yep)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (at least once a week)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (unwanted and unplanned child)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (ty-kun's fault)
45. Stabbed yourself. (wtf???)
46. Shot a gun. (not yet)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (lmao)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (had a kitten commit suicide, no joke)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.(i kissed my husband at our wedding in front of about 100 ppl lol)
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. (TY-Kun)
64. Met a celebrity. (lmao plenty)
65. Played an instrument. (piano, badly)
66. Ridden a horse. (dads side is a family of horse trainers)
67. Cut yourself. (i guess technically)
68. Bungee jumped. (No thanks. Scared of heights )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.(can't say the same for those friends)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. (thank god)
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (Maybe in the past. Can't remember)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore ( i was young and dumb
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (ty-kun)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.(ty-kun)
95. Raped somebody. (WTF ... no)
96. Danced in the rain. (yep)
97. Been rejected.(so much)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped....
Total percentage left: 42%
wow... I feel dirty now -.-
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked (allergic)
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk (once)
5. Had sex (I'm married)
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob
8. Gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (nope, and proud of it)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (unfortunately)
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school (ppl are mean)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking( it was a dare)
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray (If dental X-rays count, then yes)
28. Hit by a car.(stupid batty old lady)
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi (love phili roll)
36. Bought porn (nope)
37. Watched porn. (hehehe)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex (hasn't everyone?)
40. Been in love (yep)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (at least once a week)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (unwanted and unplanned child)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (ty-kun's fault)
45. Stabbed yourself. (wtf???)
46. Shot a gun. (not yet)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (lmao)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (had a kitten commit suicide, no joke)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.(i kissed my husband at our wedding in front of about 100 ppl lol)
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. (TY-Kun)
64. Met a celebrity. (lmao plenty)
65. Played an instrument. (piano, badly)
66. Ridden a horse. (dads side is a family of horse trainers)
67. Cut yourself. (i guess technically)
68. Bungee jumped. (No thanks. Scared of heights )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.(can't say the same for those friends)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. (thank god)
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (Maybe in the past. Can't remember)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore ( i was young and dumb
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (ty-kun)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.(ty-kun)
95. Raped somebody. (WTF ... no)
96. Danced in the rain. (yep)
97. Been rejected.(so much)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped....
Total percentage left: 42%
wow... I feel dirty now -.-
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