Stolen Twice Over (ignore if you hate quizzes)
19 years ago
General
GENERAL
(001) Your gender: male
(002) Sexual orientation: as straight as a fur can getand still be a fur.
(003) Single? Nuh-uh.
(004) Do you want to be? Nah.
(005) Your birthday: Only a few people know this and I want it to remain this way.
(006) Age you wish you were: 16
(007) Your height: 5'9"
(008) The color of your eyes: Hazel
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Not yet
(011) Tattoos: When I get monies
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? Not unless it;s insence.
(013) Do drugs? Not yet.
(014) Read the newspaper? When I have it + trainride.
(015) Pray? Nah. Might talk to God a bit... Don't see a point to "praying"
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yes, though I really wish I had the balls to be rude.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Nope
(018) Drive? Yes
(019) Like to drive fast? Yes, but not super fast.
(020) Hurt yourself? Not badly, no, and rarely on purpose. Sometimes I scrape a knifetip along my arm to snap out of a little imaginary scenraio that won't shut the fuck off...
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not except on teh intarwebz!11!!
(022) Been in love? Thrice. Third time's the charm, eh?
(023) Done drugs? If my meds didn't count: Weed contact high. I'm sensitive to it.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Not yet, though... Only if it's A) private and B) 100% free of leeches or other things that might nibble my nubbles.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Wisdom Teeth yanked out.
(026) Ran away from home? Nope
(027) Played strip poker? Yes, and won. But didn't collect.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Nope
(029) Been picked on? Yes. Name, gut, skin... Then in high school they though I was gonna shoot up the school so they left me be.
(030) Been on stage? Yes. Despite being a musician with rockstar fantasies, I don't really ever want to go back on stage...
(031) Slept outdoors? Yes, way back in my young dayz.
(032) Thought about suicide? Thought about it? Constantly. Thought about DOING it? Eh, maybe twice in my lifetime.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? It's almost weekly for me now.
(034) If yes, what is your record? 36 hours or so. Can't manage more, nor would I want to.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes, a few times. Emergencies, etc...
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Slept? Nah. I can't sleep very easy, and It'd be too much of a distraction, honestly, even with no intent to do anything else.
(037) Slept all day? Every damn chance I get.
(038) Killed someone? Not yet.
(039) Made out with a stranger? No.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? No.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Not on the lips.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Nope. Couldn't get my dongle to do anything but dangle anyway. Sorry boys.
(044) Been betrayed? Yes, I'd say so. Not badly though. Yet.
(045) Broken the law? Yes, lots. Nothing major. Speeding, graphitti, eating on the subway, etc...
(046) Met a famous person? John Inman, Pigeon John, Anthony Daniels, the Red VS Blue folks, few others I didn't really care about. Does VSP from Distorted View count?
(047) Been on radio/TV? Radio? No. TV? I might have been in my youth...
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Naw... I'm a pansey, and while not THAT much of a pansey, pansiness + glasses = no moshing. Tried to start one at a blackalicious concert once...
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Nah.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? I have, like, damn near zero sexual experience, unless you count chowing down on my (ex) girlfriend... I probably suck at fucking, but I can give good head. :)
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? No. :(
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? I could care less about brands. As long as it's sturdy and non-leather.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Pants and novelty/band tees. And underwear.
(054) Wear hats? Yes. Got a collection going.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yes. If you wear nothing but name brands, superbaggy stuff, and a "custom" airbrushed shirt that has something to do with money on the front, I do not want to mingle with you
But to be fair, I feel the same way with folks wearing linkin park or evanessence shirts, or "god bless america (BIG ASS FLAG)", etc...
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Even if I were a girly, I despise the very concept of any makeup not used for artistic purposes. Stage makeup? Fine. Clow makeup? Fine. Blush and eyelin- okay, well eyeliner is kinda sexy but meh...
(057) Favorite place to shop: If I had monies of my own... Guitar Center. Or the Junkman's Daughter.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: My old, worn out, smecksy pants which I am currently wearing. JNCO. Slightly too small a waistline. Big pockets. Black. red snake. 'Nuff said.
(059) Are you trendy: Fuck trends. I Still collect POGs and Tamagotchis though...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Gotta be some SOMEWHERE
(061) Miracles? Not really, no.
(062) Astrology? Let's see, Star charts made 300+ years ago that don't even ALLIGN with today's star positions, plus the inverse square law... Yeah, that collection of stars BILLIONS of lightyears away made me who I am. Genetics? Nah, it was the stars. My parents? Stars. Friends? Stars. Life experience? Stars.
I am not a scorpio. My sign is made of neon and says "Live Nudes".
(063) Magic? Penn and Teller.
(064) God? Sure
(065) Satan? Rebel, prisoon warden, selfish... Maybe all of the above. Maybe. But he ain't something I'm blaming my personal evils on.
(066) Santa? Nope.
(067) Ghosts? Maybe... Until I seak to one, meh. If they are real, I am sooooo coming back to haunt game servers...
(068) Luck? Not in any sense other than being "right place, right time". None of that superstitious crap.
(069) Love at first sight? Love? No. Lust? Sure. Love coming out of carnal infatuation at first site? Sure, but it ain't love at that moment.
(070) Yin and Yang? Nah. There's a blance in the world, but it ain't good and evil, light and dark.
(071) Witches? Dated one.
(072) Easter bunny? Jesus is coming back! Quick, shove eggs up a bunny's ass!
(073) Fidelity? As in audio? Higher the better. If you mean in relationships, well... Sex is sex. Also, if your heart truely and easily strays, it means it's not real to begin with. Forcing yourself to "be true" is worse than realizing you're not meant fer each other.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? That would be nice...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Not really.
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yes. Music. My first human love was a compulsive liar, and a lesbian. Go figure.
(077) Still love him/her? Music, yes. The other one, well... She cut me outta her life, got married, adopted a kid... Kinda sore.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? No. Lying about it IS a mistake.
(079) What do you find romantic? Any sort of loving intimacy with your pecial someone. Rather, the unique feeling and satisfaction you get from it that you can't get with anyone else, no matter what happened to bring it on. Maybe it's just a hug...
(080) Turn-on: Sincerity, personality, honestly and female bits. And fur/scales/whatever, but that's just 'cuz I'm a pervert.
(081) Turn-off: Lying, fakeness, makeup, fancy clothes, consumer whorism, leather, whips, assholishness, hygine problems, cheap music, being skinny as fuck...
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Only if the image you portray indicates a desire to follow trends, or, perhaps if you advertise something I despise. You might look nice and be very sincere, but a swastika on a shirt makes me hate you.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I was asked out. Twice.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? No. But then again, what I find physically unatractive is supposedly what is atractive to everyone. Bullshit, that. I like a girl with meat on her, a girl with a real face that isn't hidden behind makeup and fake eyelashes. I like REAL.
A better question would be "would I", and yes.
Wait, what am I saying? I'm dating a transexual... Okay, yes, I am in love with someone I'm not (yet) atracted to. I shall say no more on the subject... >)
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Yes, but I cannot figure out why.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? A gardening/cookbook. :D
(087) Are you in love? Yep. I love meh mousie. >^^<
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Maliciously? This guy:
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-whataloser.html
Humourously? Last guy who was up presenting in class. it was a fun day. I made people giggle myself.
(089) That laughed at you? People in class. it was on purpose. I like to make people laugh.
(090) That turned you on? Annah from Planescape: Torment. But only because my girlfriend is out to sea and I'm a collosal game geek perv.
(091) You went shopping with? Meh mommy.
(092) To disappoint you? I don't know...
(093) To ask you out? Juggy <3.
(094) To make you cry? Had a rather terrible row with my folks yeeeeeaaaars back...
(095) To brighten up your day? Meh fwiend Amber, because she does funny things with games.
(096) That you thought about? Juggy.
(097) You saw a movie with? Best friend, and two old friends. The movie sucked, and me and my best bud got there late. We were glad we missed it.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Mommy. Had to get a ride from the train station.
(099) You talked to through IM? A good friend of mine, military girl, old crush. Goes by many names.
(100) You saw? Dad.
(101) You turned down? For...?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? Like ten minutes ago.
(105) Laughed? 30 minutes ago.
(106) Cried? Years ago. I'm suprised I don't cry more often, as I am clinically depressed and such.
(107) Bought something?nought a transit card the other day...
(108) Danced? I don't dance, I headbang. Or bounce my fat ass in my seat.
(109) Were sarcastic? question 72.
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Oh geez... My ex at Dragon*Con. I'm hug-deprived.
(111) Talked to an enemy? My enemies know me not.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? I don't have a favorite.
(113) Talked on the phone? Today. Wait, yesterday. Damn you insomnia!
(114) Listened to the radio? Umm... Can't remember. *flips on the radio* 3 seconds ago.
(115) Watched TV? Monday.
(116) Went out? Today.
(117) Helped someone? Monday.
(118) Sang? Yesterday
(119) Said "I love you"? Last time I emailed my mousie.
(120) Been drunk? Several months ago, and very mildly. I'm 235 lbs, but Two beers got me having to focus to keep balanced. I love alchoholic drinks, but I'm not fond of alchy-hol itself.
(001) Your gender: male
(002) Sexual orientation: as straight as a fur can getand still be a fur.
(003) Single? Nuh-uh.
(004) Do you want to be? Nah.
(005) Your birthday: Only a few people know this and I want it to remain this way.
(006) Age you wish you were: 16
(007) Your height: 5'9"
(008) The color of your eyes: Hazel
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Not yet
(011) Tattoos: When I get monies
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? Not unless it;s insence.
(013) Do drugs? Not yet.
(014) Read the newspaper? When I have it + trainride.
(015) Pray? Nah. Might talk to God a bit... Don't see a point to "praying"
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yes, though I really wish I had the balls to be rude.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Nope
(018) Drive? Yes
(019) Like to drive fast? Yes, but not super fast.
(020) Hurt yourself? Not badly, no, and rarely on purpose. Sometimes I scrape a knifetip along my arm to snap out of a little imaginary scenraio that won't shut the fuck off...
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not except on teh intarwebz!11!!
(022) Been in love? Thrice. Third time's the charm, eh?
(023) Done drugs? If my meds didn't count: Weed contact high. I'm sensitive to it.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Not yet, though... Only if it's A) private and B) 100% free of leeches or other things that might nibble my nubbles.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Wisdom Teeth yanked out.
(026) Ran away from home? Nope
(027) Played strip poker? Yes, and won. But didn't collect.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Nope
(029) Been picked on? Yes. Name, gut, skin... Then in high school they though I was gonna shoot up the school so they left me be.
(030) Been on stage? Yes. Despite being a musician with rockstar fantasies, I don't really ever want to go back on stage...
(031) Slept outdoors? Yes, way back in my young dayz.
(032) Thought about suicide? Thought about it? Constantly. Thought about DOING it? Eh, maybe twice in my lifetime.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? It's almost weekly for me now.
(034) If yes, what is your record? 36 hours or so. Can't manage more, nor would I want to.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes, a few times. Emergencies, etc...
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Slept? Nah. I can't sleep very easy, and It'd be too much of a distraction, honestly, even with no intent to do anything else.
(037) Slept all day? Every damn chance I get.
(038) Killed someone? Not yet.
(039) Made out with a stranger? No.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? No.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Not on the lips.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Nope. Couldn't get my dongle to do anything but dangle anyway. Sorry boys.
(044) Been betrayed? Yes, I'd say so. Not badly though. Yet.
(045) Broken the law? Yes, lots. Nothing major. Speeding, graphitti, eating on the subway, etc...
(046) Met a famous person? John Inman, Pigeon John, Anthony Daniels, the Red VS Blue folks, few others I didn't really care about. Does VSP from Distorted View count?
(047) Been on radio/TV? Radio? No. TV? I might have been in my youth...
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Naw... I'm a pansey, and while not THAT much of a pansey, pansiness + glasses = no moshing. Tried to start one at a blackalicious concert once...
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Nah.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? I have, like, damn near zero sexual experience, unless you count chowing down on my (ex) girlfriend... I probably suck at fucking, but I can give good head. :)
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? No. :(
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? I could care less about brands. As long as it's sturdy and non-leather.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Pants and novelty/band tees. And underwear.
(054) Wear hats? Yes. Got a collection going.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yes. If you wear nothing but name brands, superbaggy stuff, and a "custom" airbrushed shirt that has something to do with money on the front, I do not want to mingle with you
But to be fair, I feel the same way with folks wearing linkin park or evanessence shirts, or "god bless america (BIG ASS FLAG)", etc...
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Even if I were a girly, I despise the very concept of any makeup not used for artistic purposes. Stage makeup? Fine. Clow makeup? Fine. Blush and eyelin- okay, well eyeliner is kinda sexy but meh...
(057) Favorite place to shop: If I had monies of my own... Guitar Center. Or the Junkman's Daughter.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: My old, worn out, smecksy pants which I am currently wearing. JNCO. Slightly too small a waistline. Big pockets. Black. red snake. 'Nuff said.
(059) Are you trendy: Fuck trends. I Still collect POGs and Tamagotchis though...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Gotta be some SOMEWHERE
(061) Miracles? Not really, no.
(062) Astrology? Let's see, Star charts made 300+ years ago that don't even ALLIGN with today's star positions, plus the inverse square law... Yeah, that collection of stars BILLIONS of lightyears away made me who I am. Genetics? Nah, it was the stars. My parents? Stars. Friends? Stars. Life experience? Stars.
I am not a scorpio. My sign is made of neon and says "Live Nudes".
(063) Magic? Penn and Teller.
(064) God? Sure
(065) Satan? Rebel, prisoon warden, selfish... Maybe all of the above. Maybe. But he ain't something I'm blaming my personal evils on.
(066) Santa? Nope.
(067) Ghosts? Maybe... Until I seak to one, meh. If they are real, I am sooooo coming back to haunt game servers...
(068) Luck? Not in any sense other than being "right place, right time". None of that superstitious crap.
(069) Love at first sight? Love? No. Lust? Sure. Love coming out of carnal infatuation at first site? Sure, but it ain't love at that moment.
(070) Yin and Yang? Nah. There's a blance in the world, but it ain't good and evil, light and dark.
(071) Witches? Dated one.
(072) Easter bunny? Jesus is coming back! Quick, shove eggs up a bunny's ass!
(073) Fidelity? As in audio? Higher the better. If you mean in relationships, well... Sex is sex. Also, if your heart truely and easily strays, it means it's not real to begin with. Forcing yourself to "be true" is worse than realizing you're not meant fer each other.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? That would be nice...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Not really.
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yes. Music. My first human love was a compulsive liar, and a lesbian. Go figure.
(077) Still love him/her? Music, yes. The other one, well... She cut me outta her life, got married, adopted a kid... Kinda sore.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? No. Lying about it IS a mistake.
(079) What do you find romantic? Any sort of loving intimacy with your pecial someone. Rather, the unique feeling and satisfaction you get from it that you can't get with anyone else, no matter what happened to bring it on. Maybe it's just a hug...
(080) Turn-on: Sincerity, personality, honestly and female bits. And fur/scales/whatever, but that's just 'cuz I'm a pervert.
(081) Turn-off: Lying, fakeness, makeup, fancy clothes, consumer whorism, leather, whips, assholishness, hygine problems, cheap music, being skinny as fuck...
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Only if the image you portray indicates a desire to follow trends, or, perhaps if you advertise something I despise. You might look nice and be very sincere, but a swastika on a shirt makes me hate you.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I was asked out. Twice.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? No. But then again, what I find physically unatractive is supposedly what is atractive to everyone. Bullshit, that. I like a girl with meat on her, a girl with a real face that isn't hidden behind makeup and fake eyelashes. I like REAL.
A better question would be "would I", and yes.
Wait, what am I saying? I'm dating a transexual... Okay, yes, I am in love with someone I'm not (yet) atracted to. I shall say no more on the subject... >)
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Yes, but I cannot figure out why.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? A gardening/cookbook. :D
(087) Are you in love? Yep. I love meh mousie. >^^<
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Maliciously? This guy:
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-whataloser.html
Humourously? Last guy who was up presenting in class. it was a fun day. I made people giggle myself.
(089) That laughed at you? People in class. it was on purpose. I like to make people laugh.
(090) That turned you on? Annah from Planescape: Torment. But only because my girlfriend is out to sea and I'm a collosal game geek perv.
(091) You went shopping with? Meh mommy.
(092) To disappoint you? I don't know...
(093) To ask you out? Juggy <3.
(094) To make you cry? Had a rather terrible row with my folks yeeeeeaaaars back...
(095) To brighten up your day? Meh fwiend Amber, because she does funny things with games.
(096) That you thought about? Juggy.
(097) You saw a movie with? Best friend, and two old friends. The movie sucked, and me and my best bud got there late. We were glad we missed it.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Mommy. Had to get a ride from the train station.
(099) You talked to through IM? A good friend of mine, military girl, old crush. Goes by many names.
(100) You saw? Dad.
(101) You turned down? For...?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? Like ten minutes ago.
(105) Laughed? 30 minutes ago.
(106) Cried? Years ago. I'm suprised I don't cry more often, as I am clinically depressed and such.
(107) Bought something?nought a transit card the other day...
(108) Danced? I don't dance, I headbang. Or bounce my fat ass in my seat.
(109) Were sarcastic? question 72.
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Oh geez... My ex at Dragon*Con. I'm hug-deprived.
(111) Talked to an enemy? My enemies know me not.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? I don't have a favorite.
(113) Talked on the phone? Today. Wait, yesterday. Damn you insomnia!
(114) Listened to the radio? Umm... Can't remember. *flips on the radio* 3 seconds ago.
(115) Watched TV? Monday.
(116) Went out? Today.
(117) Helped someone? Monday.
(118) Sang? Yesterday
(119) Said "I love you"? Last time I emailed my mousie.
(120) Been drunk? Several months ago, and very mildly. I'm 235 lbs, but Two beers got me having to focus to keep balanced. I love alchoholic drinks, but I'm not fond of alchy-hol itself.
FA+

oh, and i dig airbrushed shirts if they're not spongebob with a gun or globetrotters getup
I think all the artists woulda gotten a big kick out of it, but hey.
At least I got to meet Pigeon John. <3
Oh, and what about the scarface or sesame street ghetto thug shirts?
(yes, and I noticed I skipped some answers... I was reaaaallly tired.)
And no, not those either. I do dig when there's just a decent brushing of Sonic the Hedgehog or some other decent character... or something a little more artisticly inclined than some children's-show-gone-ghetto-thug on a T-Shirt.