*Chiarack Obamongoose approaches a podium with dozens of microphones*

My fellow anthropomorphs, I have come here today on a matter of great importance. In these trying economic times, when we all must balance our budgets and make do, we've got to raise convention prices. On January 1st, there is no other option: We must go over the furscal cliff.We must raises prices to $50 for Attending, $100 for Sponsor, and $200 for Supersponsor.

But if you register for Anthrocon today, December 31st, you can avoid that, and keep your hard-earned money to stimulate our economy. You too can make a difference in your own financial future! All you need to do is visit http://www.anthrocon.org/registration. And all anthropomorphs will benefit from this stimulus, from the poor to the rich, from the merely attending to the Supersponsors, and even the Dealers. That's right, Dealers as well can register at these lower prices as well, and complete their table purchase later. Attending or Dealer price is $45; Sponsor or Dealer/Sponsor is $95, and Supersponsor or Dealer/Supersponsor is $195. In addition, upgrade costs will remain the same even if you upgrade after the January 1st deadline!

Going over the furscal cliff is a scary thing. You'll have a whole $5 less at Anthrocon. That's five index card badges from Gideon! That's two buttons at that table with all the buttons! That's your Venti frappuchino! With such dire personal cost to you, you ought act today and register for Anthrocon 2013!

Visit http://www.anthrocon.org/registration today, and cast your vote for attendance at the world's largest furry convention! Thank you.