Yeah, happy...new...year...!
12 years ago
my dog's paw is muchmuch better :'D my finger isn't but naja, as long as Panchi is well everything is cool :) BUT my new year was... well... let me tell you xD
first of all, I have this border collie mix, Ikey, who is just banana. I love him but he is-special o_O This year we (my sister and I) decided to celebrate New Year at our place. Haha...haha...hah... Our first guest arrived and Ikey decided: "no, you shall not enter this flat!" So he bit him o_O it wasn't a terrible bite just-well a tinytiny bite, enough for it to bleed of course and our poor guest was a little bit shocked. So my sister and I rushed him to the bathroom as we are specialists with dog bites ;D While I was all pro cleaning his wound-he just went and fainted! Hello, how can you just go and faint?! So that was him lying on the bathroom floor with his eyes open, looking all creepy and so... He finally woke up again not only with a bleeding hand (I tried to put a plaster on it while he was unconscious but failed due to weird hand position) but also had a huge bump on his head. We put frozen peas on that and decided we'll just get him all drunk.
Then, when all our guests had arrived Pancho found it was time for a pee. So-he just peed right in the middle of our living-room :'D He never ever EVER does this NORMALLY... but this evening was everything but normal. My sister and I cleaned, cursing away while Panchi stood there smiling away, ever so happy with himself. So then we wanted to have supper but again Ikey found it was time for some action :U He attacked Pancho because of a silly little nacho chip that fell on the floor, making all our guests jump from the table in panic-it was hilarious. After that nobody dared to sit back at the table :D We just strictly followed our plan to give them all loads of alcohol to make them relaxed and happy-it worked. Midnight came, everybody was drunk and happy, also our asshole of a neighbor... That fucker decided to shit in our garden <_< I mean-he just shat! In our beautiful garden!!!!! Not knowing, that a Walter always seeks revenge >:) I got some rubber gloves, a big shovel and in the deepest night I dashed his shit on his car, returning what was his <3 Sooo yes, that was my New Year :'D A little bit chaotic, the one or other "catastrophe" but all in all-well, it is 2013 and I'm still alive, that is pretty positive I guess xD
Anyway, I hope you all had as much fun I had, enjoyed it all and lets hope 2013 has a lot more fun, happiness and love for all of us. Love you all xoxoxo
first of all, I have this border collie mix, Ikey, who is just banana. I love him but he is-special o_O This year we (my sister and I) decided to celebrate New Year at our place. Haha...haha...hah... Our first guest arrived and Ikey decided: "no, you shall not enter this flat!" So he bit him o_O it wasn't a terrible bite just-well a tinytiny bite, enough for it to bleed of course and our poor guest was a little bit shocked. So my sister and I rushed him to the bathroom as we are specialists with dog bites ;D While I was all pro cleaning his wound-he just went and fainted! Hello, how can you just go and faint?! So that was him lying on the bathroom floor with his eyes open, looking all creepy and so... He finally woke up again not only with a bleeding hand (I tried to put a plaster on it while he was unconscious but failed due to weird hand position) but also had a huge bump on his head. We put frozen peas on that and decided we'll just get him all drunk.
Then, when all our guests had arrived Pancho found it was time for a pee. So-he just peed right in the middle of our living-room :'D He never ever EVER does this NORMALLY... but this evening was everything but normal. My sister and I cleaned, cursing away while Panchi stood there smiling away, ever so happy with himself. So then we wanted to have supper but again Ikey found it was time for some action :U He attacked Pancho because of a silly little nacho chip that fell on the floor, making all our guests jump from the table in panic-it was hilarious. After that nobody dared to sit back at the table :D We just strictly followed our plan to give them all loads of alcohol to make them relaxed and happy-it worked. Midnight came, everybody was drunk and happy, also our asshole of a neighbor... That fucker decided to shit in our garden <_< I mean-he just shat! In our beautiful garden!!!!! Not knowing, that a Walter always seeks revenge >:) I got some rubber gloves, a big shovel and in the deepest night I dashed his shit on his car, returning what was his <3 Sooo yes, that was my New Year :'D A little bit chaotic, the one or other "catastrophe" but all in all-well, it is 2013 and I'm still alive, that is pretty positive I guess xD
Anyway, I hope you all had as much fun I had, enjoyed it all and lets hope 2013 has a lot more fun, happiness and love for all of us. Love you all xoxoxo
And the guy who got bit sounds like a total wuss. xP But I'm glad that everyone get drunk and happy in the end. :D
aber abfüllen klingt nach nem plan... in der situation jedenfalls. XD
und euer nachbar ist ja ganz derbe drauf. bei mir hätte der einen elefantenhaufen auf der karre gefunden... von der ganzen herde!
das sind solche Assis aber alle zusammen... machen bis morgens um 4 Party auf der Straße, grölen, schreien und-scheinen seit neustem keine Toilette mehr zu haben. Ich hätte sein Gesicht zu gerne gesehen, als er das, was seins war wieder zurück bekommen hat :D