Age meme deployed
13 years ago
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Meme munitions acquired from
BeagleDerp
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a weeK.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21 (blackjack! ^.=.^)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[ ] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (they tried to server me without ID but, I'm a good dragon and wouldn't cheat the system like that >.=.>)
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 26
Real age: 19
26 + 19 = 45
45 / 2 = 22.5
So, I act like I'm in my mid 20's... which is what people tend to assume so I guess this worked out.
BeagleDerpHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a weeK.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21 (blackjack! ^.=.^)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[ ] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (they tried to server me without ID but, I'm a good dragon and wouldn't cheat the system like that >.=.>)
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 26
Real age: 19
26 + 19 = 45
45 / 2 = 22.5
So, I act like I'm in my mid 20's... which is what people tend to assume so I guess this worked out.
Beaglederp
~beaglederp
*Snerk*
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