Ploined from  tracerinshadows and  riffnote

Rules (Modified just a little bunch).

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No OR ANYTHING ELSE.
2. You are NOT TOTALLY ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless EVEN IF someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO PROVIDE explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes, although we kissed before we were FB friends.
Been arrested? - Almost, hilarious story that... Moral of story: Don't wear a hoodie.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yeah, but don't tell your mom I said that.
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes. One time I didn't see the sun for three weeks.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes/Yes. I once was told to go back to sleep in class.
Ran a red light? - Yes. Its legal here after 5 minutes of waiting.
Been suspended from school? - No. Not getting caught is the trick :O
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes, for some inanimate objects and gadgets. I'm kind of nerdy.
Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes, although it was totaled by the chick who hit it.
Been fired from a job? - No. Quit the first one, lost eligibility for two, still at number three.
Fired somebody? - No. Although I have told people 'You're fired. Clock out and go home' before. In jest...
Skydived? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes - I did a spoken version of some 80s song and all my friends bailed on me really fast.
Pointed a gun at someone? - No, unless my biceps count.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes, I enjoy a good drink while I laugh.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes, although not on purpose
Kissed in the rain? - Yes, in the 30 degree rain wearing nothing but jeans and t-shirt.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Maybe? If I did I would try to forget it.
Seen someone die? - Mr. Bill. (Get it?!?!)
Played spin-the-bottle? - No
Sang in the shower? - No
Smoked a cigar? - Yes, while wearing a tuxedo and counting my huge bags of money.
Sat on a rooftop? - No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes. Teehee.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - On accident I'm sure.
Sleepwalked? - No
Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes, its kind of scary.
Ridden a motorcycle? - No
Forgotten your anniversary? - No, its on a holiday, so its easy to remember.
Lied to avoid a ticket? - Yes, but for the record, I usually don't get out of them with honesty.
Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes, not a fan.
Shaved your head? - Yes
Blacked out from drinking? - No. I have the liver of THOR!
Played a prank on someone? - Yes, all the time, like every day.
Hit a home run? - I hit the ball clear out of my yard and into the forest behind it. I just imagined it was someone I didn't like.
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - Yes, in the middle of WalMart no less.
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes, but I have this uncanny ability to keep it together.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes :(
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No, but I almost got hit with a huge spit wad someone ahead spat out.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes, probably 'God Hates Fags' brand cereal or something.
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - Yes, I was included in stock footage of people pumping gas. My own reality show to follow.
Shot a gun? - Yes, several. (I wonder if there asking if I fired a gun, or if I actually shot a gun, using another gun?)
Skinny-dipped? - No. Boxers once though.
Caused someone to need stitches? - No. Trip to eye doctor though. High heels dangerous melee weapons.
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes, wine too.
Had surgery? - No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No, but was almost kicked out of one on a field trip for my poor suggestions to the ERTs.
Passed out when not drinking? - Almost
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - No, Red Cross doesn't want 'the gay'.
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes, it was Africa night at the dining hall...
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes, duh. Jesus.
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes, I have no shame.
Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes, we all have, since you eat bugs in your sleep...
Peed your pants in public? - Yes, being a kid rules.
Written graffiti? - No. But seriously, I want to add some punchlines to some of the stuff I see on the walls everyday where I live.
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No, they suck.
Think about the future? - Why? Is it on the way?
Been in handcuffs? - Yes, to prove I could get out of them. I partially proved it.
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - Yes, and it was the single greatest experience of my life. Screw the birth of my child.
Own a fursuit? - No, but I want one, and I will make one out of office supplies if I have too.
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - Yes
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - No, girls have cooties.
Had sex in public? - No
Skipped a night? - Oh you wacky brits...
Lied? - Yes
Created a Meme? - Yes, but didn't bother uploading it.
Been to another continent? - Yes
Been in a country without knowing the language? - Yes
Have seen a parent naked? - Yes, both. Can not unsee.