Apparently the violent headaches and nausea I've been getting since I started the antiobiotics are all just make belief in my own head, according to my mom. She says if I hadn't read the list of side effects, I wouldn't be hurting right now because the drug couldn't possibly be the thing making me hurt.

Seriously? Take me out of work to go to the ER with me, and now I'm fakin it?

THANKS MOM.