Nicked from

Lost your virginity? N/A
Lost someone close to you? 3
Consumed alcohol? 13
Received a kiss? N/A
Went to the hospital? 0
Had a broken heart? N/A
Lost a pet? 4
Got arrested? 21
Broke a bone? 11 I think
Got a job? N/A
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend? N/A
Went to a concert? N/A
Met someone famous? I'm assuming Z-list 1990s celebs don't count, so N/A
Got in a car wreck? N/A
Dyed your hair? N/A
Flew on an airplane? N/A
Went to another state? Do not live in America, DOES NOT COMPUTE
Went across the country? 9
Went to another country? N/A
Got a tattoo? N/A
Had a piercing? N/A
Smoked pot? 18
Smoked a cigarette? 13
Went to Disney Land or World? N/A
Had A Long term relationship? N/A
Dated somebody of another race? N/A
Passed out from drinking? N/A
Became a furry? 18
Went to your first non business / work related convention? N/A