1. Do you sleep naked?
No

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With my boyfriend

4. Do you enjoy drama?
No! Very tired of it.

5. Are you a manly man?
Yes

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Schafer

7. Small or large package?
Large

8. Are you short?
No, 6'4"

9. Do you like somebody?
Yes.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yup

14. Are you double jointed?
No

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I beam at work.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No, I hate having my ass touched.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably and i could care less.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes

19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Confessions"?
Probably mostly boys.


[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. Ha! Or a murse! XD
[ ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[x} I've been called a bad influence.
[x] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Black

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Dont matter to me.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No

4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
*Shrugs*

5. Do you have a best friend?
Not currently.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yes

8. Do you like your life?
For the most part.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No but girlfriends yes.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
About equal.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
yes, but prefer a closed fist.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Layoffs and paying bills.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
One time.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Not really.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, not at all.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes, my dog.

THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:

Cowboy or Gangster?
None

Preppy or Punk?
Punk

Face or Body?
Both?

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Go out

Sweet or sexy?
Both?

Armani or Abercrombie?
This out nerds me.

Contacts or glasses?
Contacts

Wow so that was way, way, gayer then I had expected it to be, that was almost uncomfortably gay.