Dude... I WANT THAT GUN!

just proveing once again that Cap'n is unstopable.

thsts hilarious

Oh wow... so the entirety of the Star Wars epicness is actually so entirely miniscule that one could in fact use the death star as a marble? And all the people in it are so absolutely tiny that they border shockingly one "single celled organism" size? And all of it, were it still existing today and were angry enough at us to attack earth, could indeed be swallowed by a small dog (due to a gross misjudgment of size and as a tribute to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)? :O

*laughs!* that reminds me. I need to find the soundtrack.

They NEVER have enough rum! its insulting!

THEN TELL ME, WHERE ARE THE STOLEN PLANS FOR THE BLACK PEARL.

That Jack Black movie "Be Kind Rewind" had it all wrong...
All the movies they refilmed should've had Capt. Jack Sparrow in them one way or another!
Take any movie and replace the main character with the Capt. and it'd be perfect! Picture it...
Armageddon
Jurassic Park
Speed
Independence Day...
Oh, the possibilities are endless!

....
Raptors versus pirates...
The possibilities truly are endless. And possibly disturbing.

"If that ship leaves port and you're not on it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life, mate."

"John Conner, come with me if you want to live, savvy?"

"Is that a sea turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

I could go on and on!

Well you know how it goes. Alderaan hogs all the rum and doesn't invite the Captain... so he had to teach them a lesson.

Truly epic, cap'n. You gotta tell me where you get your ammo!

I felt a great disturbance on the sea...
as if gallons of rum were poured out in vain
and suddenly gone.

Such multitasking skills. It's amazing how you find time in the middle of a kraken battle to destroy a nearby planet, cap'n. You deserve more rum. *hands you a bottle*

Its amazing what the Captain can pull off when he`s had sufficient Rum

LOL YES COMBINATION OF TWO OF MY FAVORITE TRILOGY'S. Awesome lol

Oh ROTBFLMAO!... now THAT is creative an funny :)

Welcome back, cap!

jsut when you thought jack had reached all levels of awesomeness...he surprises you and destroys your world for not having enough rum ^^