<is in skyrim>
what fucking beautiful day, let us do some quests for thy Stormcloak brethren, death to the empire! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
<captures fort and frees fellow Strormcloaks>
hell yes!
<is in mountains doing quest for Stormcloaks when suddenly, a wild Dragon appears>
oh shit!
<Dragon used Fire Breath of Ballbusting>
Ouch!
<Hero Rex used Dwarven Greatsword, its super effective, the wild Dragon fainted>
FUCKEST YES!!!
<Rex swims down river towards his destination since its the fastest and safest way around the huge ass mountain (not the Throat of the Earth)>
this is fun
<a wild school of slaughter fish appears>
FUCKEST!
<slaughter fish used Fuck Yo Shit Up>
shit
<Hero Rex used get the hell out of the water, its super effective>
Thank Gods
<Rex is walking along the beautiful path in the middle of fucking no where when a wild "soldier" appears>
oh, greetings fellow traveler
<"soldier" tells Rex to pay a fine, can clearly tell hes a bandit poser>
FUCKEST NO!!
<Rex tells him to fuck off>
activate thy known powers and we shall engage in combat, swine!
<Bandit used Rage, its super effective, is killed by bandit>
...........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF........GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!


and that is the story of how Rex the Dauntless died from taking an arrow to the knee