And I don't mean my dick.

What I'm talking about is depression.

It makes the easy things in life seem and feel like rocket science, and I have trouble with addition.
One day everything can be going great, then a wave of depression hits, and now you're fucking up your relationships and happiness.
It's basically a lot like being drunk. You know how you get home from a night of drinking and decide to hide everything? It makes your hangover really difficult to deal with, cuz now you gotta find all your shit, and you gotta clean up whatever the fuck you decided to break. And all you wanna do is sleep and cry, but you can't. Cuz you had to go and fuck shit up.
Except with depression, you didn't have the option of staying home and watching Family Guy. No... it just fucking happens.
and it pisses you off and makes you feel worse, and basically just ruins fucking everything. That... that is depression. It's your neighbor listening to Justin Beiber at 3 in the morning on a work night.
It's that guy who you hate that always comes to bug you.
It's pissing yourself in front of the girl you like.
It's your limp dick when you finally get that girl you like naked.
It's explosive burning diarrhea in a stall at Taco Bell, and there is no toilet paper.
Basically, it fucking sucks.