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Self Employment Taxes
13 years ago
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Dook!
(Translation: I shall decree!) Warning: This journal is for Americans ONLY.
Hey, guys! It's that time of the year again. It's time to do your taxes before the IRS throws you in prison and takes all your stuff. Yay!
If you are curious if you need to pay taxes I have a short guide:
1) Are you breathing?
2) Are you making any money greater than one penny per year?
3) Are you living in America?
If you answered yes to one ore more of the questions above, you get the wonderful right of paying your taxes toBig Brother Uncle Sam.
If you are curious if you apply for Self Employment Taxes, then a quick google search and BOOM. It you didn't catch that that was a clickable link, then BOOM>>> http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small.....mployment-Tax-(Social-Security-and-Medicare-Taxes)#2 <<<
If you think you do not need to file for taxes because you are too good for them or do not make enough, then you are wrong wrong wrong and make Patriotic Ferret Jesus cry. Plus, you are no better than those politicians, that people whine about, evading their taxes. So be awesome and write up them forms and get to owing Murica what you made this year. Iwas forced out of gave roughly $2k to the gov't this year, so rally up them dollars and throw 'em at congress. Yeeeeehaw!
Hey, guys! It's that time of the year again. It's time to do your taxes before the IRS throws you in prison and takes all your stuff. Yay!
If you are curious if you need to pay taxes I have a short guide:
1) Are you breathing?
2) Are you making any money greater than one penny per year?
3) Are you living in America?
If you answered yes to one ore more of the questions above, you get the wonderful right of paying your taxes to
If you are curious if you apply for Self Employment Taxes, then a quick google search and BOOM. It you didn't catch that that was a clickable link, then BOOM>>> http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small.....mployment-Tax-(Social-Security-and-Medicare-Taxes)#2 <<<
If you think you do not need to file for taxes because you are too good for them or do not make enough, then you are wrong wrong wrong and make Patriotic Ferret Jesus cry. Plus, you are no better than those politicians, that people whine about, evading their taxes. So be awesome and write up them forms and get to owing Murica what you made this year. I
So i feel the taxes. I wonder what people do who do fursuit or art commissions at this time of year.
with what I owe, I paid over $10k =/
I'm terrified of the IRS. I would kick an FBI agent in the teeth before I would even give the IRS a fowl glance.
According to the yearly income statistics, i'm almost top 15% XD That was surprising to me...
It is part of life :)
It does suck though. :/