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13 years ago
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gingerm and 
renegadepit
BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. Exactly! There's real football and American football.
Total = 3/9
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. <Why is this specific to Australians?
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 3/9
ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs."When the moon hits your eye/Like a big pizza pie/That's amore..."
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3/9
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. <American thing, but whatever
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3/9
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. <Yeah, I like flavored vodkas.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4/9
POLISH
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[X] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[X] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 3/7 <Obvious whoever made this couldn't think of 2 more things for Poland.
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best. <Thought it was whiskey with the Irish.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4/9
ASIAN <Not a nationality.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano. 'Chopsticks' doesn't count :)
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1/9
GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. <Wut?
[X] You speak some German. <duh =P
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total = 5/8
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 2/8
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast.
[X] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2/7
AMERICAN
[X] You like fast food.
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[ ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island.
[ ] You watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job.
[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 2/8
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[X]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 3/9
BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
[ ] You know Hercule Poirot's true nationality.
Total = 4/11
DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 1/9
ARAB
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[X] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total = 1/9
I'm a German that was born in the wrong country =P
gingerm and 
renegadepitBRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. Exactly! There's real football and American football.
Total = 3/9
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. <Why is this specific to Australians?
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 3/9
ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs."When the moon hits your eye/Like a big pizza pie/That's amore..."
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3/9
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. <American thing, but whatever
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3/9
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. <Yeah, I like flavored vodkas.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4/9
POLISH
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[X] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[X] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 3/7 <Obvious whoever made this couldn't think of 2 more things for Poland.
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best. <Thought it was whiskey with the Irish.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4/9
ASIAN <Not a nationality.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano. 'Chopsticks' doesn't count :)
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1/9
GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. <Wut?
[X] You speak some German. <duh =P
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total = 5/8
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 2/8
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast.
[X] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2/7
AMERICAN
[X] You like fast food.
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[ ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island.
[ ] You watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job.
[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 2/8
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[X]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 3/9
BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
[ ] You know Hercule Poirot's true nationality.
Total = 4/11
DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 1/9
ARAB
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[X] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total = 1/9
I'm a German that was born in the wrong country =P
