Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "I want to learn them. They are perfectly charming."
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? You don't want to know.
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Actually, taking another survey.
What is the last thing you watched on TV? Some silly show on aliens.
Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:26
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? : 5:23
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A cat eating.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was going out for breakfast.
Did you dream last night? Not that I can remember.
Do you remember your dreams? Not often.
When did you last laugh? The last time I remember was right before bed last night.
Do you remember why / at what? Remembering a part of Tim and Eric
What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing. This room stays sterile.
Seen anything weird lately? I saw a man trying to get something out of a storm drain.
What do you think of this quiz? I'm liking the range of questions.
What is the last film you saw? I watched The Producers the other day.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Just above the clouds on a floating island/airship.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Art supplies, for starters.
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.: How I think of the people that don't know how I think of them.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd like to abolish national borders. Having to have a passport wherever you go gets annoying.
Do you like to dance? What kind. I like to slow dance with someone, but not much other than that.
Would you ever consider living abroad? Every day.
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? My favorite is "Little Omen", though "Let me in, Lot" is fun if you remember your bible stories. The funniest though would be "El Melon Tit", just above "Omelet Lint".
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? I'm not allowed to give names.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? The song Nancy Boy
Last time you swam in a pool? Oh gosh, that was too long ago.
Type of music you like most? I'm quite partial to Industrial these days.
Type of music you dislike most? Country.
Are you listening to music right now? Yes
What color is your bedroom carpet? White
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Probably add propellers so I can fly it away when I want to.
What was the last thing you bought? Breakfast.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yes
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? In a heartbeat.
Do you have a garden? I used to
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I dont even remember the ones I used to know
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? The fact that I have to wake up.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? If I'm just looking for a fun time....I might actually have to say Tarantino.
Who sent the last text message you received? Trent Reznor
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Probably some sort of antique store.
What time is bed time? When I get tired.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Actually yes. AND I won, but only because the boys wanted to make me feel more at home. Stitches don't usually go over well in beauty contests.
How many tattoos do you have? Only one so far.
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday? I believe I went on with business as usual.
Do you carry a donor card? Yes, as ironic as it is for a frankenfur to carry one.
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? I forget her name, but she looked hungry.
Is the glass half empty or half full? There are more important questions. Whats in the glass?
What's the farthest-away place you've been? That's a difficult question.
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? I had some home grown tomatoes in an omelet recently.
Have you ever won a trophy? No
Are you a good cook? Depends on the dish and how important the person I'm cooking it for is to me.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? Are there people who dont?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Whoever inflicted the first destructive blow to the Alexandrian library. And I'd knock his fucking head off.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? I never went to school.
Do you touch-type? What does that mean.
What's under your bed? Some lint maybe.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I'm not convinced yet.
Think fast, what do you like right now? UM UM UM! .......The smell of wet leaves.
Where were you on Valentine's day? In front of the tv with Ben and Jerry's
What time do you get up? When I have to.
What was the name of your first pet? I called it simply Bird
Who is the second to last person to call you? I friends pocket
Is there anything going on this weekend? I dont think so.
How are you feeling right now? Like my eyes hurt.
What do you think about the most? Existential philosophy mostly
What time do you get up in the morning? Didn't you ask that already?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I probably wouldn't.
Who would you tell first? My roommate
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? I think The Dark Knight Rises
Do you sing in the shower? Not very well.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? You definitely asked that one already.
What do you do most when you are bored? Think
What do you do for a living? Funeral Services
Do you love your job? For the most part.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Alive
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Film maker
Which came first the chicken or the egg? That's a question for evolution.
How many keys on your key ring? More than I know what to do with
Where would you retire to? Hmmm, maybe Italy?
What kind of car do you drive? Usually just the hearse
What are your best physical features? The mate would say my stitches probably, but most other seem to enjoy my stature.
What are your best characteristics? My acceptance of things, I think.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Good question. I dont know.
What kind of books do you like to read? Ones that teach me something that changes my view on the world.
Where would you want to retire to? Stop repeating yourself.
What is your favorite time of the day? Night time.
Where did you grow up? I lived in America for nearly a decade, but really did my growing up in Germany.
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? Quite a ways.
What are you reading now? Rereading Frankenstein
Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl, most definitely.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes. Most canines can.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Of course.
Do you have pets? Yes
How many rings before you answer the phone? If its the business phone, as few as it takes me to get there.
What is your best childhood memory? Escape
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Far too many to name.
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? I'm STARVING!
What is most important in life? Food in my belly, a nice cup of tea, and a good movie to watch when I find the time.
What Inspires You? Questions, so this has been fun.