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further advetures in bleaching ham
13 years ago
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ओम श्री गणेश फिर नामा.
सब जो पढ़ने इस धन्य हो और शांति पता चलो.
चलो मुझे तैयार है और तैयार बातें मैं जरूरत
हम सभी पर समृद्धि और शांति की चमक चलो
सब जो पढ़ने इस धन्य हो और शांति पता चलो.
चलो मुझे तैयार है और तैयार बातें मैं जरूरत
हम सभी पर समृद्धि और शांति की चमक चलो
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO todays fun.
cause you know for every little up there is a cliff. i had purchased a nice spiral cut ham on sale. figured i could make a fuck load of fun things from it. dice it up for in salads, sandwiches since i found some nice dear god in heaven FIBER bread, put it in a lot of things. should last me the month. well that did not happen.
nope, open it on the counter. turn to get something else. goes from being stable to swimming in a big bowl of bleach that i was using to disinfect some other shit that was really needing a big bout of bleaching (old pet supplies and such) so then i reach in to get my now bleaching ham out of the bowl thinking OK only the edge got in. maybe i can rinse the fuck out of it and cut that off. NOPE, it fell out of the rest of the packaging it was in FULL INTO the VERY BLEACHED WATER... splashing me in the fucking eye in the process. so i had to throw the entire fucking thing away. the whole fucking thing. yay more money and stuff wasted.
also of note i have found that when i get angry now i also develop death gas. huge blasting wet sounding clear a city block with the stench farts. on command. that is always fun to be screaming out some damn anger and simulcast wet farts.
I really hope you are enjoying the hell out of this Brahma. i know some of my readers will.
cause you know for every little up there is a cliff. i had purchased a nice spiral cut ham on sale. figured i could make a fuck load of fun things from it. dice it up for in salads, sandwiches since i found some nice dear god in heaven FIBER bread, put it in a lot of things. should last me the month. well that did not happen.
nope, open it on the counter. turn to get something else. goes from being stable to swimming in a big bowl of bleach that i was using to disinfect some other shit that was really needing a big bout of bleaching (old pet supplies and such) so then i reach in to get my now bleaching ham out of the bowl thinking OK only the edge got in. maybe i can rinse the fuck out of it and cut that off. NOPE, it fell out of the rest of the packaging it was in FULL INTO the VERY BLEACHED WATER... splashing me in the fucking eye in the process. so i had to throw the entire fucking thing away. the whole fucking thing. yay more money and stuff wasted.
also of note i have found that when i get angry now i also develop death gas. huge blasting wet sounding clear a city block with the stench farts. on command. that is always fun to be screaming out some damn anger and simulcast wet farts.
I really hope you are enjoying the hell out of this Brahma. i know some of my readers will.
Hmm... now that I think about it, while odd and random, it is something other people have experienced whenever extremely stressed. Farting does happen to a select few people when under circumstances of high anger, or fear. Hmm... well, at least this might let you know you aren't the only person in the world with that problem.