Dash very quietly stole my roll of TP while I was showering this morning...I heard something, Dash got up on the toilet, and took it off the counter..I looked out of the shower and saw him, he tried to sneak out of the room with it...
I yelled at him, and he dropped it....so Dasiey took it, went and got onto the bed and started gnawing on it, when I was dry nuff, i went in and bopped her on the head with it and told her no...oh my gosh did she look crushed.


to walk amongst puppies in the dark is to practice Kung Poo