Valentines day meeeemmmeeee!

1. Are you single or taken?
Single booty here

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Aaaaaww shit chocolate...

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
...Idunno... Work? Talk? Sleep?

4. Do you like anyone?
*Blushity* Ummmm~.... No.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Pffft! Hell naw!

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
>.>
<.<
I will never tell...

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I can't afford to spend money on this crap!

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
How would I know if it's secret? *taps head*

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Yessssss~

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
That's a greek god, right? Nope.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
HA! HAHA!

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
I may, or may not...

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Those are the little sugary things with the cute writings on them? HELL TO THE YES!

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Homework...

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Why would it be depressing?

16. How is your love life?
Ahahaha! That's funny!

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Noooope!

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Not much... just about... over 9000 should do!

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Seeing as I friend-zone everyone I meet... Nope! Probably not.

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Yeah, I like seeing how everyone else did and how they're happy!

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My mother...ಠ_ಠ

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
A whole lot of NOTHING!

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Oh! I don't need no valentines! I don't like people spending money on me! Just as long as I know people like me! (Cheesy as fuck yes...)

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Somewhere between 0-5

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
.... Iiiiii don't wanna talk bout that....

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Pfffftt! 1

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Nada

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Negatory

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Fuck that bullshit

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Chooocooolaaate~

31. What was the worst?
Never got a worst...

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
You make good joke! Joke make me laugh!