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12 years ago
Another one of those random meme's (this one is adult, if it may offend, then avert your eyes and quickly close / back page now)
Your still here? Then read on. :D
taken from
What color are your underwear/panties?
A thick crinkly white
Do they have a design?
Green pinstripes and stamped with L4
Girls, what color is your bra?
Nope, not feeling sissy at the moment :P
Is there a design?
No
what color are your socks?
Fuzzy grey wool socks with orange trim.
Is there a design on them?
No
Are you a virgin?
Not any more I ain't, lost that some years ago.
Happy that way?
Yup
What is your favorite sex position?
69 is quite fun.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself? Gay
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. I used to some 20 years ago, my tastes have since evolved into furry porn comics.
Real porn?
I've bookmarked Xtube.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Sofawolf Press has a nice selection.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I have a few hentia dvd's in my collection. They've been gathering dust over the past few years.
Who was your first kiss with?
A friend (girl) in the 3rd grade, back when I was still young and innocent.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Look up, I just said.... Whatcha mean 'they'? this wasn't a group kiss.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Of course.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Been there, done that.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No piercings. Self-mutilation kinda grosses me out.
If so, where?
see above
Do you have any tattoos?
No.
If so, where?
look up
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope, never gotten that close to someone of the opposite gender for that to be a possibility.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No
If so, which ones?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
He was in an open relationship, so the answer is no.
Ever been cheated on?
No.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not that I'm aware of, then again my hearing ain't all that good either.
Do you own any toys?
So many that I've lost count, more than a dozen.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yeah........
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No
have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Not a writer, I can draw stick figures.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
I've been known to do so on rare occasions.
Do they care?
Not really, they used to make a big deal about it when I was under 12 though.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not really.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yeah, it was something random to do before I goes and takes a nap.
Your still here? Then read on. :D
taken from
What color are your underwear/panties?
A thick crinkly white
Do they have a design?
Green pinstripes and stamped with L4
Girls, what color is your bra?
Nope, not feeling sissy at the moment :P
Is there a design?
No
what color are your socks?
Fuzzy grey wool socks with orange trim.
Is there a design on them?
No
Are you a virgin?
Not any more I ain't, lost that some years ago.
Happy that way?
Yup
What is your favorite sex position?
69 is quite fun.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself? Gay
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. I used to some 20 years ago, my tastes have since evolved into furry porn comics.
Real porn?
I've bookmarked Xtube.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Sofawolf Press has a nice selection.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I have a few hentia dvd's in my collection. They've been gathering dust over the past few years.
Who was your first kiss with?
A friend (girl) in the 3rd grade, back when I was still young and innocent.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Look up, I just said.... Whatcha mean 'they'? this wasn't a group kiss.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Of course.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Been there, done that.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No piercings. Self-mutilation kinda grosses me out.
If so, where?
see above
Do you have any tattoos?
No.
If so, where?
look up
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope, never gotten that close to someone of the opposite gender for that to be a possibility.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No
If so, which ones?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
He was in an open relationship, so the answer is no.
Ever been cheated on?
No.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not that I'm aware of, then again my hearing ain't all that good either.
Do you own any toys?
So many that I've lost count, more than a dozen.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yeah........
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No
have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Not a writer, I can draw stick figures.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
I've been known to do so on rare occasions.
Do they care?
Not really, they used to make a big deal about it when I was under 12 though.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not really.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yeah, it was something random to do before I goes and takes a nap.
