So here I am getting ready to go to sleep after finishing a request and a trade (still one trade to go) and I turn Pandora on on my phone -- Pandora is a music app for your smartphone that you can modify to your desires, for those of you that may not know -- and I'm getting ready to listen to some righteous piano masterpieces when all of the sudden.. I see the sexiest baby wipe and diaper ad ever. A red head, and I mean flaming fire truck red, woman wearing a too-tight-to-realistically-fit-on-her-ass pair of jeans with a white studded belt(unf), a white blouse with a white vest with gold trim, and a fucking cowboy hat walking oh-so-sexy-like to some hot and heavy dubstep, and she kneels, kneels as slow as those jeans could make her, with her legs spread like she's about to ride-- .. Something, and she starts pulling baby wipes out of their container and throwing them behind her, and then.. She changes a baby's diaper, and there's three babies. It's a fucking Target commercial. Someone save me please. Where did their bull terrier with the target around his eye go? Where was I when he disappeared? I NEED ANSWERS ;A;