What feelings do you not want to feel the most cap?

Melancholy and ..hm.

Moistness.

the liver is evil and must be punished

Just like a woman!

Except I would do that sexually.

Not the liver, the woman.

Liver sex has been known to relieve feelings of melancholy, but tends to create those of disgust & revulsion.

*squish squish*




I cry because I've seen Andy Worhol 's Frankenstein O_O HORRORS!

Here's a start on that for your trouble Capn'.

Keep 'em coming, lass.

Hold a moment: just get a funnel and we'll be alright.

I'll get the funnel and the barrel of rum. or two barrels, I'll send Gibbs to see if he can talk the wench into the whole supply.
This is one of the many reason I no longer work for the company any longer savvy? O course I wound up "sick" *caugh caugh* many a days on a beach...yeah the uhh beach and rum was uhhh perscribed, for they uhhh illness...yeah, doctors orders and such.

Your lies intrigue me.

TELL ME MORE STORIES, if you will.

Alrighty *cracks her knuckles* As you wish a tale to go with that rum. My time working for the mouse was interesting, I should have been the very last person they chose. But when your interview starts off with you in the waiting room jumping on the furnature hugging a ficus tree and declairing your undieing love for it, they think you're a good canidate. Probably because I was already cracked what more could they do to me eh?
I also loved to collect the loose change and money park guest lost where I worked at Typhoon Lagoon and save it all up and send my friend with it to buy my rum to fule my underage drinking at the time. The fact that park guests technically bought it for me made my room mate laugh oh so very much.
And thats the tip of the iceburg.

I am so incredibly proud of you.

Except for working at the Typhoon Lagoon part. The lifeguards there seemed to find it distasteful that I was attempting to sail my dingy in the Surf Pool.

Also, I tripped one fellow and sent him flying down the Crush 'n Gusher.

And miiight have urinated in the Castaway Creek.

CONTINUE.

No worries I was the cool lifeguard. I still walk around wearing my lifeguard polo which I uhh "commondered" from them a few years ago *whistles innocently*. Did you know that food trays make good subsitutes for surfboards on that wavepool? I still say I should have hit the emergency stop button when Bob Eiger was sent down Crush n Gusher when we first opened that ride. My button pressing finger was so itchy that day. I would have let you sail the dingy, heck I would have asked for a ride and tried to take wallets from the British Tourests. To go buy rum of course, it's only right.
Lets see what else did I do....Oh I know! I almost got kicked out of EPCOT center for makeing lude gestures and shouting four lettered words on Spaceship Earth with my friend. That ride was boring, the only good part was the air conditioning, so why not make it interesting eh? Of course someone tattled but no worries we pinned the blame on a bunch of highschoolers there on a senior field trip and were warned that if it continued we would be asked to leave the park. I rather don't believe the empty threats.
I also called in sick and snuck into MGM or when it was still MGM for Star Wars weekends. I even disguised myself with a back pack with a polo and kaki pants as if I were going to work and a lunch made just so security wouldn't ask questions. The halarity that soon followed that was priceless and well documented.

Wander down here to Orlando where Disney keeps me locked to Adventureland with a ball and chain. </3

That's in Fantasyland, thank heavens.

I would go mad if it was closer. MAD.

More mad.

'I'm going to go drink until I can't feel feelings anymore!'

o.O

gee I wasn't aware that there was THAT much rum in the entire world!

all kiddin' aside though... I know how ya feel there Cap'n J. I'm lucky ta make Morphicon an AC... would SO love ta go ta FurFright at least once... *pours ya half his rum* ta the good times we've missed, eh... *raises his mug*

-drinks his and takes the rest of yours-

Cheers.

!O.O!

Timber me shivvers ya really are at low tide! Guess this calls fer m'fav rum!

*gets out 2 bottles'a 151 an passes ya one*

now be a gent an at least let me drink mine too... sheesh, heheh... ya blarsted scaliwag ;)

Aww but but but..i was really hoping to see you there!

YOU HAVEN'T EARNED IT YET.

-pouts @ you-

Whatya mean I haven't earned it yet? :: Pouts back at you::

Boy... and I was gonna hold a whole bunch of dance panels at FurFright to show *some* people how do dance ;)

You'll be missed, cap'n. 'Till we cross paths again!

YOU

You are and I are going to tangle, sir.

Maybe even tango. They are similar, I think.

Er, no extra are* there.

It's the rum.

Yes.

Aye aye cap'n ;)

Well, let's cross fingers that you're able to go to MFF!

Don't worry captain. I'm sure you'll make port at MFF again eh?

Hopefully!

It all depends on the Mouse.

the mouse?

He Who Must Not Be Named.

...-whisper- Mickey.

Ahhh I see. Well keep up the faith and I'll prepare thr rum for ya when you show up.

Great.. mickey has tentacles now? (think lovecraft. ;)

You know, I met Cthulu once. Not that scary really; kind of a dull fellow. Seemed rather tired most of the time.

R'lyeh was an alright city though; good rum.

*stares at you*.. you... frighten me.. I wouldn't even go near that guy .. without a tacnuke!
And I dunno about R'lyeh.. that place is kinda fishy.. get it.. kinda.. heheh.. okayyy i'm going to bed. ;)

Worry not captain, for there is always Further Confusion not long after Furfright. And the wonderful thing is that its after the holidays, which means all the people that got all that lovely christmas rum can share ;D

YOU WILL SHARE WITH ME , SIR.

You still owe me for that incredibly long picture taking process.

Indeed I do. I intend to have alcohol of some sor tor another there with me (and if all else fails can get you to an area with plenty, I assure you! One of the gent's I'll be spending time with this upcomign FC has proposed the idea of buying several hundred dollars worht of liquor and the like!)

Awww. That's a lot of drinking.
....
Save me some!

Mr. Sparrow! I have a question as I was watching Pirates not too long ago..

Is it true that they hung anyone associated with pirates? Even children?

As for not going to Furfright .. I ain't going either next con for me is FC (hands you a 50 year old bottle of rum)

Captain Sparrow.

And it wasn't uncommon. Cabin boys and such were typically considered pirates along with the rest of the crew. It was an unforgiving age, mate.

-takes bottle!-

*blinks* that's.. really sad.. poor devils. *watches you drink rum and hands you another bottle* ;)

Hey Capt'n, You just do what you gotta do. If there's anyone who doesn't understand, they don't need to be any part of your crew right? You take care.

I'm missing EVERY CON due to EDUMACATIUNZ!
fear me

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

Do you have enough time for a drink though?

Awwww. I guess I'll just have to drink my weight in rum and then drink your weight in rum while at the con. Gotta get rid of the surplus somehow. *hic*

Equates to mutiny! </3

Then mutiny it be! ::throws bottles at you in a drunken fashion::

-searches them for remnants of rum-

Did you know there's a chrono-flux manipulating condensor wall erected around the parks down there?
Tried materializing near your normal haunts and it bounced the TARDIS all the way to Ohio.

...an here I thought yer visit ta us Ohiofurres was deliberate...

No. Well....no.
I've seen some weird stuff, mate, and that was in, hmm... the top 15?

you know what that means, don't you.

That I might actually have to buy a ticket to get in?

i was thinking more something that might start with an \"M\" and end with an \"ASTER\" or something else almost as horrific but well yeah i guess it might just be that simple too. .... for once.

Hmm...Rum is being thrown at you like no tomorrow.

Perhaps a bowl of...Captain Crunch? *Holds up a box*

Or other cereals! I have masses of them! Not sure how rum works on cereal though...*Blinks*

I will miss you there!

But at least now I get extra time to put a certain costume together, hehe. :x

*backs up a truck full of barrels.*

In lieu of being able to go to Furfright, here's that specially delivered order of.... gum? Oops, I think they misread my handwriting.
*offers a mug full of Hubba Bubba bubble gum.*

To another time then, Captain. Your stuck down here with the lot of us. *Plops with a bottle of Pisco before offering some* Strongest damn stuff I know of. Heh.

Alas Cap'n... tis a sad time indeed, but that is what rum is for! There is no room ta feel sad, when there be kegs to be drinkin'!

Saddest news.
To rum!

Pain-Go-Bye-Bye-Juice is part of my staple diet. :D

Poor Cap't... I'll take the wheel, thank you. Yes. You are too drunk to steer. NO. GIVE ME THE KEYS, SQUAWK

I think I am going to have to miss it as well. -_- I am trying to move to Orlando ASAP, like within a month or two, so money will be tight. Blah. *Steals your booze*

D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8

i can't captain the fucking ship alone.

aye, that be right travesty mate. Guess its Rum and wenches until she sets sail again, eh? another round for ye cap'n!

is there nothing that can be done cap?

FF already misses you dude!

*Gasp* I was trying tp make it to that oner as well with FangsFirst :(

BUT I will DEFINATELY be at AC next year, and the rum is on me!!

Ah, well that is rather upsettting news then. The halloween shananigins shall not be the same.....or...better? *quirks a brow*

it stinks to have a ball and chain stuck on you.
My job does the same to me.

Hopefully at MFF then ^^ Will try not to get too piss drunk at FF, hehe.

Oh man that does suck, I missed you at Anthrocon and was hoping to see you at FurFright. I'll curse the big mouse for you. Hope you attend Further Confusion though.

Aw, I was hoping you would be there! I wanted pictures. :P

But I was going to bring vast amounts of Wisconsin microbrews again!!! I was going to drive the distance JUST to rig the brews!!!!

*lip Quiver*

I was also negotiating with a buxom wench to titty mash you in the face as well!!! But if you go to MFF, maybe that still can happen!!!