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Urban Dictionary Meme!
17 years ago
This is the beginning.
**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
Rune:
A video game that revolves around jumping around with giant axes and slashing heads. with bigass swords. Although this jumping sounds inane and repetitive, it cannot be denied that it is.
I played Rune for about twenty minutes yesterday before collapsing onto the floor, clutching my spasming hand, which has become demented and warped after years of repeated and unceasing rhythmic clicking.
Nate:
Another word for "nigger" that white people can call black people freely without getting their asses kicked.
Jamal you dirty nate. You stole my car and fucked my sister.
a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
1. Guy 1: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"
Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
2) Your age?
20:
1. location or current status/activity
what's your 20, fool
2. Refering to a $20.00 bag of marijuana.
Also known as a "twin"
Let me pick up that 20 fool.
3) One of your friends?
Ryan:
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers
I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!
4) What should you be doing?
Practicing:
something that is not the game. we talkin about practice....not the game, we talking about practice.
not the game, we talking bout practice man. we ain't talking about the game, we talkin about practice. what are we talkin about? Practice. we talking about practice man. we talking about practice man we talking about practice.
if you practice, not only you will be better, but your teammates will be better
how the hell am I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin?!?
-Allen Iverson
5) Favorite color?
Orange:
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6) Hometown?
Aurora:One of the largest cities in Illinois. It is one of the earliest cities to have electrical lights installed (hence its nickname the City of Lights). Abraham Lincoln once gave a speech at one of the older downtown buildings. It also is the acclaimed home of the star's of "Wayne's World" (although there haven't been any reputable sightings of them). A good portion of Aurora is generic, sprawling, middle-class suburbia. If you meet anyone from Aurora outside of the state... they'll probably tell you they're from Chicago. Even though it's a good hour drive down I-88.
"My name is Wayne, and I live in Aurora, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. Excellent."
7) Month of your birthday?
May:
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Telemarketer:
A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.
ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--
9)Who do you really care about?
1) My girlfriend
2) My friends
1) mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!
2) people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.
I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly
10) What are you listening to ?
Iz:
is, =
you iz all up in my shiz
1) Your name?
Rune:
A video game that revolves around jumping around with giant axes and slashing heads. with bigass swords. Although this jumping sounds inane and repetitive, it cannot be denied that it is.
I played Rune for about twenty minutes yesterday before collapsing onto the floor, clutching my spasming hand, which has become demented and warped after years of repeated and unceasing rhythmic clicking.
Nate:
Another word for "nigger" that white people can call black people freely without getting their asses kicked.
Jamal you dirty nate. You stole my car and fucked my sister.
a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
1. Guy 1: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"
Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
2) Your age?
20:
1. location or current status/activity
what's your 20, fool
2. Refering to a $20.00 bag of marijuana.
Also known as a "twin"
Let me pick up that 20 fool.
3) One of your friends?
Ryan:
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers
I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!
4) What should you be doing?
Practicing:
something that is not the game. we talkin about practice....not the game, we talking about practice.
not the game, we talking bout practice man. we ain't talking about the game, we talkin about practice. what are we talkin about? Practice. we talking about practice man. we talking about practice man we talking about practice.
if you practice, not only you will be better, but your teammates will be better
how the hell am I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin?!?
-Allen Iverson
5) Favorite color?
Orange:
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6) Hometown?
Aurora:One of the largest cities in Illinois. It is one of the earliest cities to have electrical lights installed (hence its nickname the City of Lights). Abraham Lincoln once gave a speech at one of the older downtown buildings. It also is the acclaimed home of the star's of "Wayne's World" (although there haven't been any reputable sightings of them). A good portion of Aurora is generic, sprawling, middle-class suburbia. If you meet anyone from Aurora outside of the state... they'll probably tell you they're from Chicago. Even though it's a good hour drive down I-88.
"My name is Wayne, and I live in Aurora, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. Excellent."
7) Month of your birthday?
May:
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Telemarketer:
A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.
ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--
9)Who do you really care about?
1) My girlfriend
2) My friends
1) mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!
2) people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.
I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly
10) What are you listening to ?
Iz:
is, =
you iz all up in my shiz
how fun