Ology
17 years ago
General
MOUTHOLOGY
Q.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
A.
That would be none
Q.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
I prefer home cooking.
Q.
Favorite Sit-down restaurant?
A.
I think Applebees
Q.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A.
Myself being 17 usually $2-5
Q.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A.
Anything Thai
Q.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A.
Chives, chicken, oddities
Q.
What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Melted butter then 1:1 cinnamon and sugar
Q.
What is your favorite type of gum?
A.
Any
TECHNOLOGY
Q.
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A.
Why do I not have a cell phone? D:
Q.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
A.
Must be...a lot o.O
Q.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A.
FFTA2 (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2)
Q.
How many televisions are in your house?
A.
3
BIOLOGY
Q.
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A.
Righteous?
Q.
What’s your best feature?
A.
My badass hairstyle (Now in blue and green)
Q.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A.
Wisdom teeth
Q.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A.
Sight
Q.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A.
That would two cases of french fries which is about 80 Ibs. Not bad for a skinny 110 Ibs kid.
Q.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A.
I do the knocking kthx. (Kidding...)
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A.
I decide that
Q.
Is love for real?
A.
I can make it real
Q.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A.
______
Q.
What color do you think looks best on you?
A.
I'm told brown because of my hair. I like black
Q.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A.
No
Q.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A.
Lol I wish
Q.
Has someone ever saved yours?
A.
I can take care of myself
DAREOLOGY
Q.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A.
Are you kidding, it better be nice out.
Q.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £53.59?
A.
Sounds easy.
(£53.59 = ~$99.93)
Q.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for ¥21,977,241.63?
A.
My body is mine
Q.
Would you never blog again for CAD$53,050.17?
A.
No, e-drama is my lifeforce
Q.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for €169,341.93?
A.
Depends, can it be a group shooting?
Q.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 52,063 Serbian Dinars?
A.I like spicy, not death
Q.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A.
If I ever find a reason to kill someone, money would be low on the list.
Q.
Would you give up watching television for a year for 406,425 Zimbabwe Dollars?
A.
Yep. I can watch everything on my puter
DUMBOLOGY
Q:
What is in your left pocket?
A:
Um not wearing pants?
Q:
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A:
Fuck yes, I can do the entire fucking dance.
Q:
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A:
Carpet in all the bedrooms, everywhere else is hardwood.
Q:
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A:
Stand
Q:
Could you live with roommates?
A:
I like people
Q:
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A:
One
Q:
Where were you born?
A:
Calgary, Alberta
Q:
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A:
Cops know better then to mess with me.
Q:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A:
Whatever I want to
LASTOLOGY
Q:
Friend you talked to?
A:
My best fucking girl friend, if I liked girls I'd do ya <3 <3 <3
Q:
Last person you called?
A:
My idol, also a girl.
Q:
Person you hugged?
A:
I don't give hugs, but people like to randomly give them to me which weirds me out.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q:
Number?
A:
0
Q:
Color?
A:
Black
Q:
Season?
A:
Spring, all the bugs are still fucking dead.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A:
My crush
Q:
Mood?
A:
Emo as shit
Q:
Listening to?
A:
The outdoors
Q:
Watching?
A.
Witchblade
Q:
Worrying about?
A:
Lifes little problems
RANDOMOLOGY
Q:
First place you went this morning?
A:
The bathroom, I drank waaaay too much last night. I'm still thankful I didn't have to sit over a toilet retching.
Q:
What can you not wait to do?
A:
GET. A. CELL. PHONE. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Q:
What’s the last movie you saw?
A:
The Dark Knight! Heath Ledger you're my god. Chuck Norris sucks your cock.
Q:
Do you smile often?
A:
No? I'm a emo shit?
Q:
Are you a friendly person?
A:
" "
Q:
Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A:
Hopefully pass the fuck out, it's 5 am.
Q.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
A.
That would be none
Q.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
I prefer home cooking.
Q.
Favorite Sit-down restaurant?
A.
I think Applebees
Q.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A.
Myself being 17 usually $2-5
Q.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A.
Anything Thai
Q.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A.
Chives, chicken, oddities
Q.
What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Melted butter then 1:1 cinnamon and sugar
Q.
What is your favorite type of gum?
A.
Any
TECHNOLOGY
Q.
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A.
Why do I not have a cell phone? D:
Q.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
A.
Must be...a lot o.O
Q.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A.
FFTA2 (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2)
Q.
How many televisions are in your house?
A.
3
BIOLOGY
Q.
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A.
Righteous?
Q.
What’s your best feature?
A.
My badass hairstyle (Now in blue and green)
Q.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A.
Wisdom teeth
Q.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A.
Sight
Q.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A.
That would two cases of french fries which is about 80 Ibs. Not bad for a skinny 110 Ibs kid.
Q.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A.
I do the knocking kthx. (Kidding...)
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A.
I decide that
Q.
Is love for real?
A.
I can make it real
Q.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A.
______
Q.
What color do you think looks best on you?
A.
I'm told brown because of my hair. I like black
Q.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A.
No
Q.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A.
Lol I wish
Q.
Has someone ever saved yours?
A.
I can take care of myself
DAREOLOGY
Q.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A.
Are you kidding, it better be nice out.
Q.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £53.59?
A.
Sounds easy.
(£53.59 = ~$99.93)
Q.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for ¥21,977,241.63?
A.
My body is mine
Q.
Would you never blog again for CAD$53,050.17?
A.
No, e-drama is my lifeforce
Q.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for €169,341.93?
A.
Depends, can it be a group shooting?
Q.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 52,063 Serbian Dinars?
A.I like spicy, not death
Q.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A.
If I ever find a reason to kill someone, money would be low on the list.
Q.
Would you give up watching television for a year for 406,425 Zimbabwe Dollars?
A.
Yep. I can watch everything on my puter
DUMBOLOGY
Q:
What is in your left pocket?
A:
Um not wearing pants?
Q:
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A:
Fuck yes, I can do the entire fucking dance.
Q:
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A:
Carpet in all the bedrooms, everywhere else is hardwood.
Q:
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A:
Stand
Q:
Could you live with roommates?
A:
I like people
Q:
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A:
One
Q:
Where were you born?
A:
Calgary, Alberta
Q:
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A:
Cops know better then to mess with me.
Q:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A:
Whatever I want to
LASTOLOGY
Q:
Friend you talked to?
A:
My best fucking girl friend, if I liked girls I'd do ya <3 <3 <3
Q:
Last person you called?
A:
My idol, also a girl.
Q:
Person you hugged?
A:
I don't give hugs, but people like to randomly give them to me which weirds me out.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q:
Number?
A:
0
Q:
Color?
A:
Black
Q:
Season?
A:
Spring, all the bugs are still fucking dead.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A:
My crush
Q:
Mood?
A:
Emo as shit
Q:
Listening to?
A:
The outdoors
Q:
Watching?
A.
Witchblade
Q:
Worrying about?
A:
Lifes little problems
RANDOMOLOGY
Q:
First place you went this morning?
A:
The bathroom, I drank waaaay too much last night. I'm still thankful I didn't have to sit over a toilet retching.
Q:
What can you not wait to do?
A:
GET. A. CELL. PHONE. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Q:
What’s the last movie you saw?
A:
The Dark Knight! Heath Ledger you're my god. Chuck Norris sucks your cock.
Q:
Do you smile often?
A:
No? I'm a emo shit?
Q:
Are you a friendly person?
A:
" "
Q:
Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A:
Hopefully pass the fuck out, it's 5 am.
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