"I remember Stan
he was the village idiot
and though it seemed a pity it
was so....

He loved to burn down houses
just to watch the glow

and nothing could be done
because he was the mayor's son

The guy who taught us math
who never took a bath

acquired a certain measure of reknown

and after school he sold the most amazing pictures
in my home town"

-- Tom Lehrer ("My Home Town")