Opossums are very cool, this is true!

They're the best animals.

I call the big one Bitey

Classic!

Here is a true story that may be relevant to your interests --> I live in Georgia, and guess what I saw last summer in the intersection across from my apartment? Try to imagine the following: A large, dirty, brown pickup truck with a lift kit and extra large wheels. Confederate flags are flying from two dowels attached to the back of the cab. In the bed sit two unshaven, shirtless hillbillies in ball caps, and they've soaped up the windows and sides of the car with large letters that read HICK LIFE. When the light changes, country music starts blasting from the truck's open windows and the hillbillies begin hooting and cheering as the truck peels out across the road.

I think I got PTSD from seeing this.

YES

I have one to submit.

It should be open for submissions!

Will you use it to troll social justice warriors?

I'm sure that I'll get some angry reactions from, I dunno, inbred rights activists or something.

I'll write like an inbred-

lyk omg did U see wat chel did 2nite? thnx obama!

When will this hateful mythology about incest be finally laid to rest?!

I feel this video would be perfect for your tumblr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb8DQAiEK8Q

haah oh I remember that one!

Ah Nostalgia.

Enoch is the one with the lighter. XD

((Also if you do use Pearl, please don't forget to credit me))

Pearl!

You mean like this? http://hillybillyopossums.tumblr.co.....perty-of-skoon

I can almost hear the banjo music! Also, Horace looks like the type of character to yell "tarnation!" quite a bit.

MORE BANJOS!!!

nnngh thank you for this <3

I try!

http://i.imgur.com/U2HOwaK.gif

That woman has powers.