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random survey thing about my life
12 years ago
So Lurdanjo, did this survey thing and I figured fuck it I'll do it too, why not? - have fun and I look forwards to if you guys also do this I guess
Fell in love?
I was 7, she was too, spent every moment I could with her till she moved away
Lost your virginity?
13, it was statitory rape, I said I wanted it
Lost someone close to you?
22 my first love commited suicide
Consumed alcohol?
6, I was a sneaky little bastard and drinks are so improperly guarded
Received a kiss?
4, my second female friend, she freaked the crap out of her mother when she kissed me on the mouth after they dropped me off at home and stormed up to tell my mother we were gonna be married (at the top of her lungs no less)
Went to the hospital?
aside from the birth thing? aged 3 I was torn up pretty bad by the neighbors german shepard ... Fang had failed police dog training and instead of terminating a dangerous animal the police officer brought him home. My brothers got permission to give the large dog the bone from our leg of lamb and no one noticed me climb over the fence behind them - we think I made to pat him on the head and he thought I was trying to take his bone. - to this day I have multiple scars on my right arm and both legs, my ears look fine but close inspection shows the jagged ridges of broken cartlege
Had a broken heart?
22 , when someone you love kills themselves - nuff said
Lost a pet?
my dog had him for 16 years from the age of six he died the same month as my first true love ... it was a hard time for me.
Got arrested?
never been arrested... nearly been arrested... but fortunatly between my innocent face, smooth and silky accent, and god boned shear good luck I have always got off scot free for my missdemeaners
Broke a bone?
broke both hands, makes it impossible to draw propperly, type for long periods of time, and I can no longer play piano or hold chopsticks for that matter.
Got a job?
perminant disability fucked in the head - no realy I am screwed up in the head from birth with a list of issues that personaly if you realy want to know you can ask.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
4 I guess... I meen we never actualy got married but we shure as hell shared the fuck out of lunch during play breaks
Went to a concert?
17, saw scatman back in Jakarta - he got booed off stage for lipsynching instead of actualy singing his song.
Met someone famous?
14, met Mick Jagger, had no idea who he was... informed him all through dinner with constant innane prattle about how important tree frogs and bamboo are. when I discovered the rolling stones and after my subsuiquent beating from my father (who was not present during this event and is a HUGE rolling stones fan) I was mortified... I FUCKING LOVE THE STONES THEY ARE AWESOME
Got in a car wreck?
been in several not worth talking about... not allowed to drive, but been in a few nasty scrapes
Dyed your hair?
never nope no how
Flew on an airplane?
Born in Chingola, Zambia we moved to England then Australia during the first year of my life - I do not realy remember it I think
Went to another state?
see last answer
Got a tattoo?
nah, not realy my thing...
Had a piercing?
got talked into piercing my own nipples when I was 8... yes, it was stupid... I did not keep the piercing in, didn't like it, didn't realy enjoy the experiance - not that it was especialy painful, just not comfortable.
Smoked pot?
19, in the company of good friends but it is not my thing as due to FUCKED UP BRAIN CHEMESTRY it does the oposit for me as for everyone else - go figure
Smoked a cigarette?
14, in indonesia you can do just about ANYTHING as a boy over the age of 13 - did not enjoy it, quit after that first smoke.
Went to Disney Land or World?
by the time I was in a position to be able to visit one of these places I was of an age and disposition not to give two fucks
Fell in love?
I was 7, she was too, spent every moment I could with her till she moved away
Lost your virginity?
13, it was statitory rape, I said I wanted it
Lost someone close to you?
22 my first love commited suicide
Consumed alcohol?
6, I was a sneaky little bastard and drinks are so improperly guarded
Received a kiss?
4, my second female friend, she freaked the crap out of her mother when she kissed me on the mouth after they dropped me off at home and stormed up to tell my mother we were gonna be married (at the top of her lungs no less)
Went to the hospital?
aside from the birth thing? aged 3 I was torn up pretty bad by the neighbors german shepard ... Fang had failed police dog training and instead of terminating a dangerous animal the police officer brought him home. My brothers got permission to give the large dog the bone from our leg of lamb and no one noticed me climb over the fence behind them - we think I made to pat him on the head and he thought I was trying to take his bone. - to this day I have multiple scars on my right arm and both legs, my ears look fine but close inspection shows the jagged ridges of broken cartlege
Had a broken heart?
22 , when someone you love kills themselves - nuff said
Lost a pet?
my dog had him for 16 years from the age of six he died the same month as my first true love ... it was a hard time for me.
Got arrested?
never been arrested... nearly been arrested... but fortunatly between my innocent face, smooth and silky accent, and god boned shear good luck I have always got off scot free for my missdemeaners
Broke a bone?
broke both hands, makes it impossible to draw propperly, type for long periods of time, and I can no longer play piano or hold chopsticks for that matter.
Got a job?
perminant disability fucked in the head - no realy I am screwed up in the head from birth with a list of issues that personaly if you realy want to know you can ask.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
4 I guess... I meen we never actualy got married but we shure as hell shared the fuck out of lunch during play breaks
Went to a concert?
17, saw scatman back in Jakarta - he got booed off stage for lipsynching instead of actualy singing his song.
Met someone famous?
14, met Mick Jagger, had no idea who he was... informed him all through dinner with constant innane prattle about how important tree frogs and bamboo are. when I discovered the rolling stones and after my subsuiquent beating from my father (who was not present during this event and is a HUGE rolling stones fan) I was mortified... I FUCKING LOVE THE STONES THEY ARE AWESOME
Got in a car wreck?
been in several not worth talking about... not allowed to drive, but been in a few nasty scrapes
Dyed your hair?
never nope no how
Flew on an airplane?
Born in Chingola, Zambia we moved to England then Australia during the first year of my life - I do not realy remember it I think
Went to another state?
see last answer
Got a tattoo?
nah, not realy my thing...
Had a piercing?
got talked into piercing my own nipples when I was 8... yes, it was stupid... I did not keep the piercing in, didn't like it, didn't realy enjoy the experiance - not that it was especialy painful, just not comfortable.
Smoked pot?
19, in the company of good friends but it is not my thing as due to FUCKED UP BRAIN CHEMESTRY it does the oposit for me as for everyone else - go figure
Smoked a cigarette?
14, in indonesia you can do just about ANYTHING as a boy over the age of 13 - did not enjoy it, quit after that first smoke.
Went to Disney Land or World?
by the time I was in a position to be able to visit one of these places I was of an age and disposition not to give two fucks
