Okay. So this message is going out to nearly TWO THOUSAND people. Assuming that one in twenty of you actually check your incoming journals, that's still around ONE HUNDRED of you.

So here's how it goes. I want new things to color, however, I'd like to get a few things straight.

1. I am exhausted when it comes to coloring meaningless smut. So no bits, tits, or holes, please. That also means BOUS's (Bulges of unusual size).

2. Minimal fetish content. Muscle is fine. Fat is fine. Yanno, like the two things I just did. But I'm not taking on colorings to be a vehicle for porn.

3. I've done the math. I don't remember the exact numbers, but I have been indirectly and directly to blame for enough orgasmic product to fill an inflatable pool. Easily. Personally? I'm not incredibly proud of that.

4. That's not to say I might not cave in and throw up a giant dong occasionally, but it IS to say that I'm probably not interested in coloring YOUR giant dong.

5. I want meaningful content. Find me pieces that mean something. Point me to artists that evoke something within you. I know it's douchebag thing to ask for, but I'm not interested in wasting my time with more of the same.

6. For the record, I never stopped coloring. I just haven't been credited for it.

7. Yes. I am a hypocrite, or a douchetaco, or whatever you feel like calling me if you disagree. I don't really care, I want something to color.

So if you're reading this. Yes. You there. You sitting there. I'm telling you to do something. I know most of you guys are at least partial subs, so if I tell you directly to do it that might work.

Gimme content.

Gimme content or I really have no reason to make content. And as awfully conceited as it sounds, it seems you guys prefer content over no content. I disappear from the world without a word for five months and my stuff racks up 2000 faves for SOME damn reason.

Come on. Please?