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12 years ago
Can't sleep just yet so might as well delay somemore... no one reads this shit anywho but it's not for any of you anyway.
Stolen from
ifus
1. What is your natural hair color?
Auburn
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
No ID pic listed.
3. What's your middle name?
Tailchaser is two words right? so I guess Tail....
4. Your current relationship status?
mated
defiance
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I hope so... she has to wake up to my goggie face every morning
6. What is your current mood?
I could say "fucking exhausted and horny" but one of those is a vast understatement.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
It's some color between green and grey... I wish I had white boxers with hearts... always wanted a pair.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
One thing? Everything! Everything makes me happeh!
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
defiance but I accepted belly rubs from 
jakefox
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I would've smiled more... yeah that's pretty much it. That would've made more of a difference than you may know.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Duh, a lab... I'd go Benji up in this bitch.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Got hit by a car once... blacked out and woke up hungry...
13. Something you do a lot?
Hump legs... and backs... and faces.... what were we talking about?
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOON~
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOOONE~
LAY YO WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEEST~
DON'TCHA CRY NO MOOOOOOORE~
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Ifus... I know... bandwagon shit and all that... screw you a ride is a ride and I love to ride.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Funny story... as I looked that up just now I discovered that Clint Eastwood had my birthday... based on Ifus's response that she also had Eastwood... I suppose Ifus and I have the same birthday... unless I've forgotten mine again...
17. When was the last time you cried?
>_> I don't cry... I shed liquid pride... and it was when that statement was coined that I last cried... If you know then aren't you special.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
as long as you interpret the singing part and the large audience part loosely... ok ok I sing in the shower... all the damn time... neighbors hate me for it...
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Perfect area awareness. Basically, anything that takes place in a 30 foot radius I would be aware of.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
High cheeks, eyes color, lip size... immediately followed by hips and legs... surprisingly... I skip boobs.... or rather they come last.
21. What's your biggest secret?
....I....I BURIED MY BONE RIGHT BETWEEN THE HOUSE AND THE TREE AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
22. What's your favorite color?
Pink... it's the only thing consistent... in the beginning and throughout our lives... we're all pink...
23. When was the last time you lied?
Question 21...
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
MY LITTLE PONY:FIM IS A MAN'S SHOW!!!!
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I digested some cafeteria sushi not long ago... no drink
26. What's your favorite smell?
woman smell is the only way I can describe it....oh and hay... I like the smell of hay... and squeaky toys... SHIT I CAN'T DECIDE!!!
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
I lost my virginity the moment I was born... life's been fucking me ever since.
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
If we don't count defiance... prolly
danji-isthmus or 
ino89777 when I told them bye at FWA... I don't get out much...not to hug... I hump lots... but not much hug
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Yeah then she beat me with her umbrella and screamed "rape" I had to run after that.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
there has got to be something in this house I haven't humped yet...
31. What should you be doing?
definitely sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
The presence of someone who annoys me...that was... 8 hours ago as of 6am.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
apartment... but I do miss yard work sometimes...mowing the lawn used to be the only quiet time I had... sad isn't it?
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
My last name is pretty badass but if I had to choose... I'd say Wannabangya and yes as of now it's one word.
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
rifle, toolbox, big faux chain from Halloween, avalanche of dirty clothes, Army duffle bag, fur suit.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
Bahahahahahahaha. She prolly wishes I did but no... I'm an ass year round.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Do my gf's plushies count? they kinda occupy the bed but I don't exactly cuddle with them or anything...ok maybe I did once but I drooled on it so I can't anymore...
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
...I take like three showers a day if I can help it... you do the math...
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
honestly no... I forget sometimes.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
It's like a game to out stupid each other...
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
and known what's going on? No but I like it when they fight.
42. Do you lie about your age?
Not unless I'm lying about everything else like gender, orientation, relationship status etc... but no I'm 20
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
gf was late once and I got irrationally jealous...
44. Do you pick your nose?
amateur... I can almost get my tongue up there...
45. What's the one food you hate?
Regurgitated
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pizza Rolls... I fucking love Pizza Rolls.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
I disproved it at like 10 but got to enjoy the spoils anyway due to my little brother... I got presents so long as I acted surprised.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
yeah I like to make sure I got whatever was too far back to pick.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Solid black boxers... They fit, they have a button on the fly and they don't have holes...
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
It's best to let nearly sleeping dogs lie don't you think?
~Samson
Stolen from
ifus1. What is your natural hair color?
Auburn
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
No ID pic listed.
3. What's your middle name?
Tailchaser is two words right? so I guess Tail....
4. Your current relationship status?
mated
defiance5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I hope so... she has to wake up to my goggie face every morning
6. What is your current mood?
I could say "fucking exhausted and horny" but one of those is a vast understatement.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
It's some color between green and grey... I wish I had white boxers with hearts... always wanted a pair.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
One thing? Everything! Everything makes me happeh!
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
defiance but I accepted belly rubs from 
jakefox10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I would've smiled more... yeah that's pretty much it. That would've made more of a difference than you may know.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Duh, a lab... I'd go Benji up in this bitch.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Got hit by a car once... blacked out and woke up hungry...
13. Something you do a lot?
Hump legs... and backs... and faces.... what were we talking about?
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOON~
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOOONE~
LAY YO WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEEST~
DON'TCHA CRY NO MOOOOOOORE~
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Ifus... I know... bandwagon shit and all that... screw you a ride is a ride and I love to ride.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Funny story... as I looked that up just now I discovered that Clint Eastwood had my birthday... based on Ifus's response that she also had Eastwood... I suppose Ifus and I have the same birthday... unless I've forgotten mine again...
17. When was the last time you cried?
>_> I don't cry... I shed liquid pride... and it was when that statement was coined that I last cried... If you know then aren't you special.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
as long as you interpret the singing part and the large audience part loosely... ok ok I sing in the shower... all the damn time... neighbors hate me for it...
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Perfect area awareness. Basically, anything that takes place in a 30 foot radius I would be aware of.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
High cheeks, eyes color, lip size... immediately followed by hips and legs... surprisingly... I skip boobs.... or rather they come last.
21. What's your biggest secret?
....I....I BURIED MY BONE RIGHT BETWEEN THE HOUSE AND THE TREE AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
22. What's your favorite color?
Pink... it's the only thing consistent... in the beginning and throughout our lives... we're all pink...
23. When was the last time you lied?
Question 21...
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
MY LITTLE PONY:FIM IS A MAN'S SHOW!!!!
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I digested some cafeteria sushi not long ago... no drink
26. What's your favorite smell?
woman smell is the only way I can describe it....oh and hay... I like the smell of hay... and squeaky toys... SHIT I CAN'T DECIDE!!!
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
I lost my virginity the moment I was born... life's been fucking me ever since.
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
If we don't count defiance... prolly
danji-isthmus or 
ino89777 when I told them bye at FWA... I don't get out much...not to hug... I hump lots... but not much hug29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Yeah then she beat me with her umbrella and screamed "rape" I had to run after that.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
there has got to be something in this house I haven't humped yet...
31. What should you be doing?
definitely sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
The presence of someone who annoys me...that was... 8 hours ago as of 6am.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
apartment... but I do miss yard work sometimes...mowing the lawn used to be the only quiet time I had... sad isn't it?
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
My last name is pretty badass but if I had to choose... I'd say Wannabangya and yes as of now it's one word.
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
rifle, toolbox, big faux chain from Halloween, avalanche of dirty clothes, Army duffle bag, fur suit.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
Bahahahahahahaha. She prolly wishes I did but no... I'm an ass year round.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Do my gf's plushies count? they kinda occupy the bed but I don't exactly cuddle with them or anything...ok maybe I did once but I drooled on it so I can't anymore...
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
...I take like three showers a day if I can help it... you do the math...
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
honestly no... I forget sometimes.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
It's like a game to out stupid each other...
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
and known what's going on? No but I like it when they fight.
42. Do you lie about your age?
Not unless I'm lying about everything else like gender, orientation, relationship status etc... but no I'm 20
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
gf was late once and I got irrationally jealous...
44. Do you pick your nose?
amateur... I can almost get my tongue up there...
45. What's the one food you hate?
Regurgitated
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pizza Rolls... I fucking love Pizza Rolls.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
I disproved it at like 10 but got to enjoy the spoils anyway due to my little brother... I got presents so long as I acted surprised.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
yeah I like to make sure I got whatever was too far back to pick.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Solid black boxers... They fit, they have a button on the fly and they don't have holes...
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
It's best to let nearly sleeping dogs lie don't you think?
~Samson
