Oh good god, I wish I were dead!
12 years ago
From the Desk of Jack the Gorilla....
This week went to hell instantly. Sunday night some friends and I were hanging out after eating at our local 'Asian Buffet'. I will never eat there again. About four hours later my stomach begins to feel upset. After dropping my friends off I rush back home feeling ill, and kaboom. Explosive vomit. I spent the night vomiting and shitting liquid. I ended up curled up on the bathroom rug for two hours trying to get the disorientation to pass. I went through boxer shorts like they were kleenex. I spent all of Monday in bed and had to call off work. Major body aches and a killer headache. Tuesday I was sore from staying in one place so long and still felt nausea. I called off work again which pissed off my manager. So today I'm down to just heartburn and a mild headache. I've been researching food poisoning and treating myself for that until I was woke up at seven am this morning to the sounds of my parents puking their guts up. So Jack may be out of commission for a little while longer. So Quick, any advice for fighting neasea at work, or on the road? I can't afford to cut any more work.
Oh, and did I mention the parade of fever dreams?
Sharing a dorm room with two slobs?
A multicultural festival in the rain at the capital building?
Super powers in a post apocalyptic world dominated by car companies?
A farewell to working at the Bar None Dude Ranch?
oh and here's the kicker
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10283177/
Oh, and did I mention the parade of fever dreams?
Sharing a dorm room with two slobs?
A multicultural festival in the rain at the capital building?
Super powers in a post apocalyptic world dominated by car companies?
A farewell to working at the Bar None Dude Ranch?
oh and here's the kicker
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10283177/
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I hope you get well soon! Stay hydrated!